Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
If I had sufficient disposable income I would hire someone to be a bedwarmer. Basically about 15 minutes before I was ready for bed, they'd climb in to warm it up, make it nice and toasty. Then they would leave.
I have a water bed, so I don't have to worry about that thankfully.

I want to hire a group of people who would remove people I find annoying from my presence. You know just point and five guys in all black appear out of nowhere and pick up the target and carry them off to some unspecified place (hopefully open traffic) and then they are gone.