A Side Dish of Ciddies Speeches

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is the thread for Ciddies speeches. If you want to do a speech for an award, sign up in this thread or pm me. When you are finished with the speech, please pm it to me so that I have it on record for the revelation of the award. The speeches are typically pretty fun and make up some of the highlights of this event, so I hope we at least get a few people to do them. If an award doesn't have a speech I may just make up something lame, or not post one at all, and that's no fun! See some of the past revelation threads in the Archived Awards for examples of good speeches. Or even link to some of your favorites in this thread for inspiration.

The Awards
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1. Best Member - Laddy
2. Best Male - fire_of_avalon
3. Best Female - Jiro
4. Best Administrator - fire_of_avalon
5. Best Cid's Knight - foa
6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin - foa
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff - Jiro
8. Best Oldbie - Raistlin
9. Best Veteran - Jiro
10. Best Newbie - foa
11. Sexiest Male - Laddy
12. Sexiest Female - Shiny
13. Best Custom Rank - foa
14. Best Avatar - Jiro
15. Best Signature - Genius Lynx
16. Best Artist - Pike
17. Best Writer - chionos
18. Best General Forums Poster - Jiro
19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster - foa
20. Best Chatter - Genius Lynx
21. Best Blogger - Jiro
22. Best Thread - foa
23. Best Post - Genius Lynx
24. Nicest Member - Jiro
25. Snarkiest Member - fire_of_avalon
26. Funniest Member - foa
27. Craziest Member - fire_of_avalon
28. Most Intimidating Member - Bubbaforever
29. Most Delicious Member - Shiny
30. Most Overrated Member - foa
31. Most Missed Member - Jiro
32. Most Hardcore Gamer - Jiro
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl - Jiro
34. Most Helpful Member - Jiro
35. Cutest Couple - foa

Most Likely to...
36. Become a Cid's Knight - G13
37. Get Drunk Tanked - Jiro
38. Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time - Jiro
39. Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2 - Jiro
40. Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - Jiro
41. Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight - Shiny
42. Get Hit by an Airship - Jiro
43. Be Driving the Airship - Jiro
44. Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes - Psychotic
45. Have Sex on the Moon - Genius Lynx
46. Be The Most Interesting Man in the World - G13
47. Be a Square-Enix Employee - Jiro
48. Be Jon Stewart - Jiro
49. Be Stephen Colbert - Psychotic
50. Get Together - foa

[Hollycat]

I'll do any award that no one else calls and that I am not nominated for.

[fire_of_avalon]

When's the deadline?

[Laddy]

I'll take Sexiest Male for now.

[chionos]

I've got one written for best writer, but I'm having trouble performing it so far. It is a rather...ambitious undertaking.

[Shiny]

#41 and #29 purty please

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

When's the deadline?

Next Wednesday.

[Hollycat]

I'll take 14 and 15 plz. also, send me a pm so I will remember to give it to you.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'll do best male, best admin and snarkiest.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

That's it for speeches?

[chionos]

cowards

also, lazies

It's probably b/c DM is in like 50% of the categories which means there's not really any reason for anyone to do a speech for those.

[fire_of_avalon]

Some people will probably pick up at the beginning of the week when they're bored at work. I'm going to write my three tomorrow night. Or tonight. I'm either wrapping presents or writing speeches.

[Hollycat]

I can no longer do the speeches due to getting a job

[Laddy]

I'll take Best Member, too. ;D

[G13]

Oh my, there are quite a few left than I thought there would be.

I'll take Best Oldbie, MLT Be a CK, and MLT Be The Most Interesting Man in the World.