EoFFer

[Peegee]

I would like to remind the audience that there is one correct way to pronounce "EoFF" and that is "Effoff"

Yep. Effoffer.

Eff you

[Jiro]

So what do you call a member of Eyeson or Effef? An Eyesoner or Effefer?

Eizonian.

If you're taking the time to pronounce the E, then the O, then the F, then the F, then the Er, I've already stolen your wallet and spent all the smurfing cash by the time you say "Hey, we're both EoFFers!"

[The Man]

Effoffer is shorter (in syllable count anyway) than eizonian. Then again, yoofer is even shorter, but effoffer has the advantage of not being smurfing ridiculous.

[Levian]

First my MIND WAS BLOWN AWAY by the fact that people don't pronounce it as option A, but then I remembered that I used spell out the letters before too. I wonder who tricked me into saying E-off. I'm pretty sure it was Loony BoB, the crunchy lizard. *shakes fist*

edit: oh. apparently he doesn't even say E-Offer. I'm out of ideas then.

[Loony BoB]

Option C. But it's really quick in my mind. Like, Eofeffer.

This. Ee-yo-eff-eff-er, but a single word, so Eeyoeffeffer.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

E-O-FFer (ee-oh-efer) or Eoffer(ee-oh-fur)

[Hollycat]

I'm pretty sure it is pronounced Yoafr. But whatever floats your boat.