Ciddies Predictions (Dinner) Party

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This is where you predict the winner for the Ciddies. Whoever can predict the most winners will win a prize to be named later. Also leave commentary if you'd like as reading the comments is half the fun of the prediction thread!

Here are the nominees:

(SPOILER)
1) Best Member - please see above rule when voting for Best Member
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
Pike
Rantz Rantz Revolution
ShlupQuack

2) Best Male
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rantz Rantz Revolution
sharkythesharkdogg

3) Best Female
fire_of_avalon
Jessweeee♪
Pike
shion
ShlupQuack
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Roogle
ShlupQuack

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon
G13
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Levian
Shiny
Wolf Kanno

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Baloki
Marshall Banana
o_O
Samuraid
theundeadhero

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
DK
Flying Mullet
Miriel
Ouch!
Vivi22

8) Best Oldbie
Happy Noodle Boy
I'm my own MILF
Mirage
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
Pike
Rostum
sharkythesharkdogg

9) Best Veteran
Bolivar
Kalilung
Laddy
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
Vincent, Thunder God

10) Best Newbie
AngelWings8
Bubbaforever
Shaibana
shion
TrollHunter

11) Sexiest Male
Chimp
Del Murder
Jiro
Levian
NorthernChaosGod
Rantz Rantz Revolution
sharkythesharkdogg

12) Sexiest Female
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Fujiko
Rye
ShlupQuack
Shorty

13) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Jessweeee♪
Pike
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Shiny
ShlupQuack

14) Best Avatar
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Jiro
Loony BoB
o_O
Pike
Shiny

15) Best Signature
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
G13
Happy Noodle Boy
Rantz Rantz Revolution

16) Best Artist
black orb
Fuzakeru
Pete for President
ShlupQuack
zorander

17) Best Writer
chionos
Del Murder
G13
I'm my own MILF
Mawir
Pike

18) Best General Forums Poster
fire_of_avalon
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Pike
Psychotic
sharkythesharkdogg
ShlupQuack

19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Bolivar
Flying Arrow
Jessweeee♪
The White Wizard of Fynn
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

20) Best Chatter
Kalilung
o_O
Roogle
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

21) Best Blogger
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Parker
shaibana
ShlupQuack

22) Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each...right-now.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ussy-pics.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...king-down.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...um-thread.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-f...11-census.html

23) Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post3016707
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post3027301
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-f...ml#post3012807
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...ml#post3011314
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-c...ml#post2998820

24) Nicest Member
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Levian
Pike
Rantz Rantz Revolution
shion
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

25) Snarkiest Member
Cuchulainn
DMKA
Jentleness
nik0tine
Old Manus
Raistlin
ShlupQuack

26) Funniest Member
Del Murder
DK
G13
I'm my own MILF
Old Manus
Psychotic
sharkythesharkdogg
ShlupQuack

27) Craziest Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Jentleness
Peegee
Psychotic
Rebellious Eagle

28) Most Intimidating Member
fire_of_avalon
Miriel
Raistlin
Roogle
ShlupQuack
Yeargdribble

29) Most Delicious Member
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Laddy
Levian
Marshall Banana

30) Most Overrated Member
blackmage_nuke
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Jiro
Peegee
Psychotic
Raistlin

31) Most Missed Member
Bunny
Demondude
eestlinc
RSL
Rye
scrumpleberry

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
Bolivar
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Pike
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
DMKA
Jessweeee♪
Renmiri
ShlupQuack
Wolf Kanno

34) Most Helpful Member
Jiro
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
o_O
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Wolf Kanno

35) Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
I'm my own MILF & Pike
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
o_O & Fujiko

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Pike
Vivi22

37) Get Drunk Tanked
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Justy
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Peegee
Raistlin

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Bubbaforever
Pike
Shaibana
sharkythesharkdogg
shion
TrollHunter
Velozer0

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Del Murder
DMKA
Jessweeee♪
Loony BoB
ShlupQuack
Wolf Kanno

40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Old Manus
Psychotic
Raistlin
ShlupQuack

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
Agent Proto
fire_of_avalon
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Jiro
Peegee
Psychotic

42) Get Hit By an Airship
Flying Arrow
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Loony BoB
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
Raistlin

43) Be Driving the Airship
Cid
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Jiro
Shiny
ShlupQuack
The Captain

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude
eestlinc
Genji
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
NorthernChaosGod

45) Have Sex on the Moon
blackmage_nuke
G13
Iceglow
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Pike
ShlupQuack

46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
blackmage_nuke
Levian
Loony BoB
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Shiny
The Man

47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Bolivar
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
Roogle
ShinGundam
Wolf Kanno

48) Be Jon Stewart
Del Murder
I'm my own MILF
Old Manus
Raistlin
The Captain

49) Be Stephen Colbert
Del Murder
Genius Lynx
I'm my own MILF
Pike
Psychotic
ShlupQuack

50) Get Together
Jiro & NorthernChaosGod
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes
Old Manus & Award Qu
sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon
Wolf Kanno & Bolivar

[Jessweeee♪]

1) Best Member
Del Murder
I have no idea who's going to win this one! They're all very likely candidates. But I need a full set of predictions >.>

2) Best Male
sharkythesharkdogg

3) Best Female
Pike
Pike has had a very strong presence lately!

4) Best Administrator
Rantz Rantz Revolution

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Marshall Banana

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Vivi22

8) Best Oldbie
Pike

9) Best Veteran
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

10) Best Newbie
shion

11) Sexiest Male
Levian

12) Sexiest Female
Rye
I don't know about these two, I don't look at the picture thread much

13) Best Custom Rank
Pike

14) Best Avatar
Del Murder

15) Best Signature
Rantz Rantz Revolution

16) Best Artist
Pete for President

17) Best Writer
Del Murder

18) Best General Forums Poster
sharkythesharkdogg

19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

20) Best Chatter
Roogle

21) Best Blogger
ShlupQuack

22) Best Thread
Locking it down

23) Best Post
Locking it down

24) Nicest Member
Pike

25) Snarkiest Member
Old Manus

26) Funniest Member
DK

27) Craziest Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

28) Most Intimidating Member
fire_of_avalon

29) Most Delicious Member
Del Murder

30) Most Overrated Member
blackmage_nuke

31) Most Missed Member
scrumpleberry

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪

34) Most Helpful Member
Marshall Banana

35) Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

37) Get Drunk Tanked
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
ShlupQuack

40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Raistlin

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
fire_of_avalon
And she'd win, too!

42) Get Hit By an Airship
Peegee

43) Be Driving the Airship
The Captain

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Genji

45) Have Sex on the Moon
ShlupQuack

46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Levian

47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Wolf Kanno

48) Be Jon Stewart
Raistlin

49) Be Stephen Colbert
Psychotic

50) Get Together
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well there goes my "inb4 winning Ciddie #50" post.

[chionos]

*I'm going to have to come back and finish this later b/c I can't decide on some of them yet.

1) Best Member
Del Murder

2) Best Male
Del Murder

3) Best Female
ShlupQuack

4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Marshall Banana

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto

8) Best Oldbie
sharkythesharkdogg

9) Best Veteran
Laddy

10) Best Newbie
TrollHunter

11) Sexiest Male
Levian

12) Sexiest Female
Rye

13) Best Custom Rank
Rantz Rantz Revolution

14) Best Avatar
Shiny

15) Best Signature
Rantz Rantz Revolution

16) Best Artist
black orb

17) Best Writer
Del Murder

18) Best General Forums Poster
Pike

19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

20) Best Chatter
Kalilung

21) Best Blogger
Parker

22) Best Thread
Locking it down

23) Best Post
Locking it down

24) Nicest Member
Jessweeee♪

25) Snarkiest Member
Raistlin

26) Funniest Member
I'm my own MILF

27) Craziest Member
Psychotic

28) Most Intimidating Member
Yeargdribble

29) Most Delicious Member
Marshall Banana

30) Most Overrated Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

31) Most Missed Member
Demondude

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪

34) Most Helpful Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution

35) Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Old Manus

37) Get Drunk Tanked
NorthernChaosGod

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Jessweeee♪

40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
Peegee

42) Get Hit By an Airship
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

43) Be Driving the Airship
The Captain

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude

45) Have Sex on the Moon
ShlupQuack

46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Shiny

47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Loony BoB

48) Be Jon Stewart
Raistlin

49) Be Stephen Colbert
Del Murder

50) Get Together
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes

[Raistlin]

I'll do my predictions tomorrow. I need to charge up my psychic abilities first (and by that I mean that I need watch football and drink).

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Only two sets of predictions? Maybe I should predict some.

[chionos]

Or let Chionos win this since he can't win a ciddie. It's a consolation prize. Or at least a chance at it. A good chance too, since jess doesn't know about sexy people and that's gotta hurt her ability to think rationally somehow.

[Del Murder]

But you won a star already!

[chionos]

Dang it! Being a loser was my trump card.
I didn't really win the star, though. BooB won it, he just felt sorry for me.

I still need to earn a win here!

[Jiro]

Get your commentary

1) Best Member
Del Murder

He's getting married and everybody loved that thread. He's also good with words and is a bro in general and yeah, it's goddamn Del Murder.

2) Best Male
sharkythesharkdogg

Nobody can deny Mr Sharky's popularity and his donating of his face to a good cause will probably win him a few votes.

3) Best Female
Pike

The nerdy girls are popular here for obvious reasons.

4) Best Administrator
Rantz Rantz Revolution

I don't know who people would pick but Rantz usually does well.

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

Again, I don't know what people use as justification for votes on staffers but I think foa has the goods and should win

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Baloki

He's probably the most well known for being in this kind of role and likely to have done anything. Little do you all know that we have a shining new star this time.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto

It's Proto ffs, everybody loves Proto.

8) Best Oldbie
I'm my own MILF

A lot of options here, could go any way.

9) Best Veteran
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Just a gut feeling here.

10) Best Newbie
shion

There are actually a few good newbies so it might be tough to call, but I think shion will clinch it.

11) Sexiest Male
Levian

Some of them haven't posted photos ever, some not recently enough to be remembered and then you have the rest of the sexy bastards and then me. I liked it better when it was cutest male tbh. Then I had a chance.

12) Sexiest Female
Rye

I don't even know you think I'd have some sort of idea being a heterosexual male but nup.

13) Best Custom Rank
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Rantz Rantz Revolution is meta.

14) Best Avatar
Jiro

Bitches love the rainbow sheep. Too many bronies, their votes will be split.

15) Best Signature
Happy Noodle Boy

I just want him to win dammit. Everyone is good though.

16) Best Artist
black orb

You watch, the first time I predict black orb and you bastards will vote for someone else.

17) Best Writer
Pike

Has to be. Has to be.

18) Best General Forums Poster
ShlupQuack

Could be anyone here.

19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

Being a staff member means people will know him and just vote for him anyway. Vivi22 could be a surprise winner (it's not a surprise if you go down there and see that they're all strong contenders but you slackers only post above ground).

20) Best Chatter
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Most well known on the forums.

21) Best Blogger
fire_of_avalon

Lucky guess?

22) Best Thread
Eyesonff member album thread

People like laughs.

23) Best Post
Locking it down

Love conquers all.

24) Nicest Member
Pike

This is a hard one to pick.

25) Snarkiest Member
Cuchulainn

I just hope people notice.

26) Funniest Member
DK

He's made some golden posts lately but I don't know if he will quite get there.

27) Craziest Member
Peegee

I'm torn between three people here but Peegee is gonna have to be it.

28) Most Intimidating Member
fire_of_avalon

I think people will vote for the lovely lady most able to punch their faces inside out.

29) Most Delicious Member
Marshall Banana

Based on name and personality!

30) Most Overrated Member
blackmage_nuke

For the sheer hilarity of it.

31) Most Missed Member
scrumpleberry

This is a tough one, but most of them are either not long gone or back in some form.

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
Pike

I think her reputation preceeds her here.

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪

Female and loved FF13 so therefore should win. Wolf Kanno perhaps based purely on how much he would probably hate it.

34) Most Helpful Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Helpful everywhere. I mean everywhere. wink.

35) Cutest Couple
o_O & Fujiko

New kids on the block perhaps? I know mike is cute at least.

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Vivi22

No idea how to gauge this.

37) Get Drunk Tanked
Justy

Considering how often he posts drunk!

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike

All of them?

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Wolf Kanno

Because he loves it so much.

40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
ShlupQuack

Because she has trashy taste?

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
fire_of_avalon

And she would still smurf you up, you know.

42) Get Hit By an Airship
Raistlin

ShlupQuack did it.

43) Be Driving the Airship
The Captain

Just kidding, it was The Captain. Seriously, if the Captain isn't piloting the airship, who the smurf is?!

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude

Self explanatory really. Though Ragebrain the Enraged lasted a long while before anyone picked it up.

45) Have Sex on the Moon
I'm my own MILF

He wants to be a robotic space man who will inevitably shag moon babes.

46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Based purely on chin strength. You need a good chin to be interesting.

47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Wolf Kanno

Based on his extensive knowledge one would presume.

48) Be Jon Stewart
Old Manus

I don't know who this guy is.

49) Be Stephen Colbert
Genius Lynx

Maybe?

50) Get Together
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes

Inevitable.

[Raistlin]

Predictions
1) Best Member
Del Murder - the marriage and recent Squeenix visit have given him very recent exposure; the voters' goldfish memories won't remember much else

2) Best Male
sharkythesharkdogg - a month ago this would have been a gimme, but I think Psycho might give him a run for his money now.

3) Best Female
Pike - she's been posting a lot

4) Best Administrator
Rantz Rantz Revolution - this should be renamed to "Second Best Admin" so that it could be competitive again

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon - foa's activity and general badassery should give her the win

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Baloki - doesn't he always win this?

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto - Vivi22 really should win, but Proto's the most recognized

8) Best Oldbie
I'm my own MILF - the votes for Pike and sharky above will take away from their votes here

9) Best Veteran
Laddy - no idea

10) Best Newbie
TrollHunter - no smurfing clue.

11) Sexiest Male
Levian - have you seen him?

12) Sexiest Female
ShlupQuack

13) Best Custom Rank
Pike

14) Best Avatar
Jiro - who the hell does BoB get to nominate him every year?

15) Best Signature
G13

16) Best Artist
ShlupQuack - Shlup's homemade crap may finally dethrone black orb

17) Best Writer
Del Murder

18) Best General Forums Poster
Psychotic

19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

20) Best Chatter
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

21) Best Blogger
ShlupQuack

22) Best Thread
Locking it down - the only question is, will this win best thread or post? I think post has more competition.

23) Best Post
Smurf you [L]

24) Nicest Member
Pike

25) Snarkiest Member
Raistlin - I really have no idea. Cuch would've been an easy win if he posted more.

26) Funniest Member
Psychotic

27) Craziest Member
Peegee - though the RE vote is humorous

28) Most Intimidating Member
Yeargdribble - brains are the most intimidating... so that leaves only me and Yearg. Hah.

29) Most Delicious Member
Marshall Banana - despite Del's blatant advertisement

30) Most Overrated Member
blackmage_nuke - this one HAS to win

31) Most Missed Member
Bunny

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
Wolf Kanno

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪ - she even likes VIII, X, and XIII... how much more of a crazy fangirl can you be?

34) Most Helpful Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution

35) Cutest Couple
I'm my own MILF & Pike - only because of Pike

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Vivi22 - the masses are too thick for an ironic vote here

37) Get Drunk Tanked
Peegee - wishful thinking, maybe?

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Jessweeee♪

40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
ShlupQuack - why am I on here?

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
fire_of_avalon

42) Get Hit By an Airship
Peegee

43) Be Driving the Airship
Cid - come on, now. This has to be.

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude

45) Have Sex on the Moon
I'm my own MILF

46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Rantz Rantz Revolution

47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Wolf Kanno

48) Be Jon Stewart
Raistlin - Cap'n definitely has a good claim, but my political commentary here is more well-known. Though foreigners have no idea who this is. I still maintain that these awards are stupid and pointless and the people who voted for them are deficient.

49) Be Stephen Colbert
Del Murder - I have no idea, but it'd be blasphemous for a non-American to win this.

50) Get Together
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes

[Jiro]

We really need more predictions. Although I have a chance of placing better than like 11th now that there's like five of us.

[Psychotic]

(SPOILER)1) Best Member - please see above rule when voting for Best Member
fire_of_avalon

Is she a dark horse? She's certainly a WILD STALLION. Without the stallion part. I don't smurfing know. I just think it's her time.

2) Best Male
sharkythesharkdogg

Sharky, allegedly some kind of Shark Dogg, seems to be an up and coming member of the forums who is well liked. I, for one, LOATHE the man. Just because to be different. Although having said that I'm struggling to find things to loathe about him. I... don't like that he spells dog with two g's? I guess?

3) Best Female
Pike

WE LIKE PIKE. That could be a good campaign slogan. A friendly, active member who again like Mr. Shark Dogg seems to be well liked universally.

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder

I have a horrible feeling I will come last in this. Del's done some tit this time around. Getting engaged and Ciddies and that other thing he did. It'll serve him well.

5) Best Cid's Knight
Jessweeee♪

I'm thinking either her or foa. GRRRRL POWERRRRR. Token female victory ahoy, then next year we can go back to an all-male circle jerk, yes?

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Marshall Banana

She brought you Triple Triad, peasants. Love her.


7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto

Jeffy Baby has been here, there and indeed everywhere. A lot more active than the other candidates to be honest. I want to kiss him at night sometimes. I don't know. There's something about him that draws me in and doesn't let go. Honestly though I am thinking of quitting staff and dropping down a division to here. Too many contenders in Best Admin, whereas this weight class is full of bums and I bet I could mash them.

8) Best Oldbie
I'm my own MILF

Now you have some pretty big hitters in here. I've gone for Huxley over Julian and PG, although really all of them are subhuman 4chan spouting ponces.


9) Best Veteran
Kalilung

I'm going a bit left-field for this one! My intelligence, ie guesswork, leads me to believe Kalilung is an active member of the #eoff community, and the voting bloc from there will lead her (?) home.


10) Best Newbie
TrollHunter

Some real contestants here. Shion and Shaibana could both prove problematic, and Bubbaforever is an outside change. But I've gone with TH, he seems more established? I don't know.

11) Sexiest Male
Jiro

He is a horrid little Australian goblin and I for one am not remotely attracted to him, and the erection that I have suddenly grown while thinking about him as I type this is purely coincidence.

12) Sexiest Female
fire_of_avalon

Gah, this is a tough one. I think it'll be her or Shlup. They're both getting on in years now.

13) Best Custom Rank
Rantz Rantz Revolution

I don't know. I hate these awards now because my old man memory can never remember what you smurfers have.


14) Best Avatar
Jiro

Changed his avatar to a cute multicoloured animated gif right before the Ciddies. What a masterstroke. Good work, Jiro, you know how to play the game.

15) Best Signature
G13

He's not been active as much in the past six months, so that will cost him due to lack of exposure, but it is kind of a badass sig.


16) Best Artist
black orb

Honestly have we ever had another winner of this thing than him or, about 6 years ago, Dr Unne?

17) Best Writer
Pike

Oh I don't know! I can't read damnit. Frankly this Ciddie is discriminatory. Actually I think I won this Ciddie once. Let's talk about me and my past glories!

18) Best General Forums Poster
NorthernChaosGod

Julian makes such lovely posts like "I like your boobs" and "smurf MY BUM BUM LADY!". Possibly. I think again foa and sharky could be outsiders for this but I've already picked them for stuff. I live in a fantasy world where people try not to vote for the same people again and again on the Ciddies.


19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF THE OTHERS ARE!!!!!!!!!! amirite guys.

20) Best Chatter
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Probably posts on the forums more than the other three, which is ironic given that this is what will give her the victory.

21) Best Blogger
ShlupQuack

I'm rooting for Shaibana but I feel the brand name recognition of ShlupQuack Incorporated will see her home.

22) Best Thread
Locking it down


23) Best Post
Locking it down

It's going to win at least one of them. I'm not really sure of the wisdom of nominating it for both awards, EoFF, but whatever. I'll be 50% right anyway.


24) Nicest Member
Pike

How come I never get nominated for this? I am nicer than everyone who got nominated. I think it will be either Pike, Jesssweeee or maybe even shion as an outside bet.


25) Snarkiest Member
ShlupQuack

She is the biggest bitch I have ever seen. And I mean that in a complimentary way. She is poetry in motion when she gets going.

26) Funniest Member
I'm my own MILF

Huxley probably gets more repped posts than anyone else on Eyes on, and there's a reason for it. I'd like to do a collaborative piece of writing with him. We could write a sitcom, Huxley. With zombies. Zombies in the Shires or Highcross or whatever the smurf it's called. Call me.

27) Craziest Member
Peegee

HA HA LET'S NOMINATE PSYCHOTIC BECAUSE OF HIS NAME!!! I said to Award Qu that's what would happen and it would. I dunno about this one. I'm torn between PG and HC. Old school or new school, where does your loyalty lie?


28) Most Intimidating Member
fire_of_avalon

Some feisty females in here. Oh and Raistlin. As I'm on a foa trip, why not.

29) Most Delicious Member
Marshall Banana

I see a showdown between her and Delicious Murder, who so very subtley changed his name right before the awards. It's all in a name really.

30) Most Overrated Member
Psychotic

Most people think BMNuke is going to walk this in a fit of irony. Most of EoFF's population are Americans, however, and so I don't think they understand irony. I have chosen me because it will really hurt my feelings if I win, and I can say "At least I got the prediction right... " as a silver lining to my cloud.

31) Most Missed Member
Bunny

I think it'll be either him or RSL that wins. I've gone for new school over old school this time round. Plus the loss of Bunny is a little more fresh than losing RSL. And RSL was here the other week!

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
Wolf Kanno

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANYONE ELSE ON THIS LIST IS!!!

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪

Was tempted to go with another Kanno victory but smurf it, I'm going with J-Note.

34) Most Helpful Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution

I think I gave him a Ciddie or two earlier but that was like, 7 minutes ago so I can't remember. It's a nice Ciddie but predicting it has always been a crapshoot imo.


35) Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel

Naturally, Loony BoB and smittenkitten will win it again. But come on. If Locking it down doesn't smurfing do it, what the hell else can they possibly do? Get married on a fluffy cloud palace and ride away on a unicorn into a rainbow sunset? ...actually that'd be hella sweet. Do it you guys.

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Vivi22

Just so you guys know, I, for one, will oppose his knighting until the day I die until he admits the truth. That the Xbox 360 is a superior console to the PS3.

37) Get Drunk Tanked
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I have no idea. All of them deserve to be drunk tanked. All of them deserve to be banned. I just went with HC as he's pretty hyper and that lends itself more towards tanking.

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike


You have a couple of big hitters up there in Pike and sharky, my Best Male/Female (possibly? It was like 12 minutes ago) winners. I've gone with Pike.

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Jessweeee♪

An alternative to Wolf Kanno again. Why not.


40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
ShlupQuack

Easiest Ciddie in the world to predict.

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
fire_of_avalon

As was this, really.


42) Get Hit By an Airship
NorthernChaosGod

I have no idea. This is some entertaining commentary isn't it? Julian is universally loved but we also all think he's a bit of a bellend? He's like, a bellend, but he's our bellend.


43) Be Driving the Airship
Cid

I just like to say I approve of whoever thought of nominating both Cid and The Captain for this. I just hope it doesn't split the vote.

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude

Him or HC. They're the same person anyway.

45) Have Sex on the Moon
I'm my own MILF

I don't know who nominated Iceglow, he's a virgin ha ha ha!!!! Anyway, Huxley is both a sexual deviant, and a lover of space. It makes sense?


46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Loony BoB

I have a feeling it will be a showdown between him and Rantzien, with perennial dark horse blackmage_nuke filling in that role.


47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Wolf Kanno

:effort:

48) Be Jon Stewart
Raistlin

My commentary juice has ran out. Sorry.


49) Be Stephen Colbert
Del Murder

Well this sure was fun!

50) Get Together
sharkythesharkdogg & fire_of_avalon

Seriously now. As much as I'd love to pick Julian and his collection - I would just like to take the time to brag that this was my own personal nomination and I am oh so clever for thinking of it smug emote! - GET A smurfING ROOM YOU TWO. Seriously. We get it. You're not subtle at all. Just have sex and get it out of your god damn systems already. Jeez.

[Peegee]

Oh come on I am not that crazy. I think paul is also nominated for that?

I don't think I nominated myself for that particular award (but I can't remember what I ate for breakfast) - so I expect Paul to win.

lol MLT be drunk tanked. I've been drunk tanked along with Wesley. I defer the award to him.

[Madame Adequate]

We could have a young Asian lad who says "that's WELL stink" whenever a zombie bites somebody.