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1) Best Member
Del Murder

He's getting married and everybody loved that thread. He's also good with words and is a bro in general and yeah, it's goddamn Del Murder.

2) Best Male
sharkythesharkdogg

Nobody can deny Mr Sharky's popularity and his donating of his face to a good cause will probably win him a few votes.

3) Best Female
Pike

The nerdy girls are popular here for obvious reasons.

4) Best Administrator
Rantz Rantz Revolution

I don't know who people would pick but Rantz usually does well.

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon

Again, I don't know what people use as justification for votes on staffers but I think foa has the goods and should win

6) Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Baloki

He's probably the most well known for being in this kind of role and likely to have done anything. Little do you all know that we have a shining new star this time.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto

It's Proto ffs, everybody loves Proto.

8) Best Oldbie
I'm my own MILF

A lot of options here, could go any way.

9) Best Veteran
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Just a gut feeling here.

10) Best Newbie
shion

There are actually a few good newbies so it might be tough to call, but I think shion will clinch it.

11) Sexiest Male
Levian

Some of them haven't posted photos ever, some not recently enough to be remembered and then you have the rest of the sexy bastards and then me. I liked it better when it was cutest male tbh. Then I had a chance.

12) Sexiest Female
Rye

I don't even know you think I'd have some sort of idea being a heterosexual male but nup.

13) Best Custom Rank
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Rantz Rantz Revolution is meta.

14) Best Avatar
Jiro

Bitches love the rainbow sheep. Too many bronies, their votes will be split.

15) Best Signature
Happy Noodle Boy

I just want him to win dammit. Everyone is good though.

16) Best Artist
black orb

You watch, the first time I predict black orb and you bastards will vote for someone else.

17) Best Writer
Pike

Has to be. Has to be.

18) Best General Forums Poster
ShlupQuack

Could be anyone here.

19) Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno

Being a staff member means people will know him and just vote for him anyway. Vivi22 could be a surprise winner (it's not a surprise if you go down there and see that they're all strong contenders but you slackers only post above ground).

20) Best Chatter
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Most well known on the forums.

21) Best Blogger
fire_of_avalon

Lucky guess?

22) Best Thread
Eyesonff member album thread

People like laughs.

23) Best Post
Locking it down

Love conquers all.

24) Nicest Member
Pike

This is a hard one to pick.

25) Snarkiest Member
Cuchulainn

I just hope people notice.

26) Funniest Member
DK

He's made some golden posts lately but I don't know if he will quite get there.

27) Craziest Member
Peegee

I'm torn between three people here but Peegee is gonna have to be it.

28) Most Intimidating Member
fire_of_avalon

I think people will vote for the lovely lady most able to punch their faces inside out.

29) Most Delicious Member
Marshall Banana

Based on name and personality!

30) Most Overrated Member
blackmage_nuke

For the sheer hilarity of it.

31) Most Missed Member
scrumpleberry

This is a tough one, but most of them are either not long gone or back in some form.

32) Most Hardcore Gamer
Pike

I think her reputation preceeds her here.

33) Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Jessweeee♪

Female and loved FF13 so therefore should win. Wolf Kanno perhaps based purely on how much he would probably hate it.

34) Most Helpful Member
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Helpful everywhere. I mean everywhere. wink.

35) Cutest Couple
o_O & Fujiko

New kids on the block perhaps? I know mike is cute at least.

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Vivi22

No idea how to gauge this.

37) Get Drunk Tanked
Justy

Considering how often he posts drunk!

38) Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Pike

All of them?

39) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of FFXIII-2
Wolf Kanno

Because he loves it so much.

40) Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
ShlupQuack

Because she has trashy taste?

41) Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
fire_of_avalon

And she would still smurf you up, you know.

42) Get Hit By an Airship
Raistlin

ShlupQuack did it.

43) Be Driving the Airship
The Captain

Just kidding, it was The Captain. Seriously, if the Captain isn't piloting the airship, who the smurf is?!

44) Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Demondude

Self explanatory really. Though Ragebrain the Enraged lasted a long while before anyone picked it up.

45) Have Sex on the Moon
I'm my own MILF

He wants to be a robotic space man who will inevitably shag moon babes.

46) Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Rantz Rantz Revolution

Based purely on chin strength. You need a good chin to be interesting.

47) Be a Square-Enix Employee
Wolf Kanno

Based on his extensive knowledge one would presume.

48) Be Jon Stewart
Old Manus

I don't know who this guy is.

49) Be Stephen Colbert
Genius Lynx

Maybe?

50) Get Together
NorthernChaosGod & NorthernChaosGod's collection of photos of girls that he has taken while hiding in bushes

Inevitable.