Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You're in prison. With Bubba /smug
I wish I gained power from the sun, like Birdman or Superman, minus the ability to fly.

[Hollycat]

granted, but unfortunately the suns rays do not penetrate to the basement where you reside, so you are stuck there forever.

I wish everyone was a brony

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. But now everyone in the world is a brony. That's pretty horrible in and of itself. So everyone in the world realizes how horrible their taste in tv shows is and creates one giant noose to hang themselves from.

I wish I had a magical journal, in which anything that is written comes true, and the phrase "There can be no negative repercussions from using this journal" is the first thing written in it.

[fire_of_avalon]

The journal absorbs all the ink laid to it within a few days and, thusly, anything created through use of the journal subsequently disappears as well.

I wish someone would go to the trash dump for me.

[Bubba]

Granted. But the person who takes your trash to the dump is a mass murderer. Along with your trash he takes an extra bag... containing your mutilated body.

I wish I could find the thread on tonight's Ciddies

[NeoCracker]

Granted. You stumble into the room containing all the Ciddies too find a single thread atop the head of one.

And Award Guy kills you for breaking into his closet and waking him up.

I wish The next Final Fantasy Main character was a Cactaur.

[Hollycat]

granted, I am.


I wish to know my true love.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. It's Julian
I wish I was made of cheese.

[Hollycat]

Granted. It's Julian
I wish I was made of cheese.

[Tigmafuzz]

/smug

[Sylvie]

Granted. However, since you're now only able to speak in yellow faces, unable to play by the rules, you end up ing the whole flow of the game up.

I wish I were punishing you.

Also you're now made out of cheese and a bunch of British claymation characters fund a space project entailing plans to liberate you for snack food. Don't you wish you chose to be a pair of bionic pants?

[Tigmafuzz]

HC broke the rules first.
And no, I don't. I wish I were BoB's pants.

[Sylvie]

You're ing everything up again by not granting my wish.

[Tigmafuzz]

I know. Isn't it wonderful? Because, you see, punishment is my passion. So... yeah.

[Sylvie]

I'll repeat:

I wish I were punishing you.