Corrupt a Wish: the game

[chionos]

Granted. Shaibana survives because the tub wasn't over [jiro]her[/jiro] head. The tub lands on HC who was standing nearby laughing at Shaibana.

I wish I was a famous Youtube act.

[Værn]

Granted. You become famous for somehow writing and recording a song worse than Friday, and are now the laughing stock of the world.

I wish my time machine could pass through time at a rate faster than one minute per minute, and that it had a functioning reverse gear.

[Hollycat]

See the above time machine wish.

I wish justin beiber had an afro.

[Værn]

(Must've missed it after barely skimming through the past few pages. *Goes back to find it*)

[chionos]

See the above time machine wish.

I wish justin beiber had an afro.

Granted. In addition to every young white girl idolizing him, the blacks think he's one of their own now. Bieber eventually turns his enormous fame into a presidential bid, bringing about Civil War 2, Cold War 2.5, and World Wa--nobody left to talk about war anymore.

I wish I could fit inside a Pringles can to scare the bejebus out of somebody.

[Bubba]

Granted. You are now two inches tall. You are then vacuum-sealed into the Pringles can at factory level. It takes a week for someone to purchase your pack of Pringles in which time you have long since suffocated to death. You are successful in your prank though as the sight of your tiny, rotting corpse scares the bejeezus out of an old lady who subsequently dies of a heart attack. Your corpse and the entire pack of Pringles are then eaten by her twelve cats.

I wish I could transform into anybody on the planet.

[Hollycat]

granted, but you may only do so once. And the rule of science is there can be no two of the same person, one of you has to die.

I wish I had a basket of kittens.

[Shaibana]

granted, youll bet a basket of kittens but soon they grow up and start breeding and there is nohing you can do about it!! :O so within a year (or two) your whole house will be crawling with cats!!

i wish to go dog-sledging again

[Sylvie]

You go dog-sledding again. At the end of the race, you get transformed into a dog forever.

I wish I could traffic my basement slaves for less!

[Hollycat]

My wish was not corrupted, Iwin.

[Jiro]

A house that is literally one mass of cat (and cat trout) would be pretty corrupted imo.

[Tigmafuzz]

You go dog-sledding again. At the end of the race, you get transformed into a dog forever.

I wish I could traffic my basement slaves for less!

Granted. I steal them all and traffic them myself, giving you only one percent of the profit. But you aren't spending a dime on them.

I wish more people would post in the picture thread.

[Hollycat]

Granted, every member and visitor the internet has ever had posts in the picture thread, overloading the server and causing EoFF to explode.


I wish I had a fajita.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. It's made of cockroaches and purple cheese.

I wish there were only three people left in the world, and I was one of them.

[Hollycat]

Granted, but the other two are Andy Dick and the kid from terminator 2.

I wish for a magic button that summons whatever I am thinking about when I press it.