Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Jiro]

Granted, it's only in Japanese and on the dreamcast.

I wish I was famous.

[Shaibana]

your a famous nutourious serial raper-killer.

I wish for a glass of water

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get a glass of water, but it seems to be taken from the river that Kefka poisoned.

I wish for cookies.

[Shaibana]

granted, the cookies are thorougly burned

i wish for a cow

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get a cow, but it has no milk.

I wish for unlimited amount of oranges.

[Shaibana]

muhaha never said i wanted it for the milk >: )

granted: you get soooo much oranges (unlimited to be exact) that it will crush the planet and even the whole universe!!

i wish for some bacon

[Gamblet]

Granted you get some bacon, but it is rotten, with maggots running around.

I wish for a Daggertail.

[TrollHunter]

Granted, but a hippopotamus in a nearby land notices the instantaneous transportation of said daggertail, comes to your house at night, and performs violent sexual acts that leave you full of wonder, and pain. oh the pain.

I wish I was a real boy.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You become a real boy, and the amazing sensation of actually being comprised of flesh and having nerves and blood etc. excites you so deeply that almost jizz in your pants, but then you immediately become a wooden doll again, and are frozen in an eternal jizz face.


I wish for a box.

[Gamblet]

Granted, but a hippopotamus in a nearby land notices the instantaneous transportation of said daggertail, comes to your house at night, and performs violent sexual acts that leave you full of wonder, and pain. oh the pain.

So I DID get the Daggertail! Mwahaha the power!

On Topic: Granted, you get a box, but it is alive and it eats you, leaving behind only your pubes. At least you got shaved.

I wish for summer.

[Bubba]

Granted. Summer is here. It is accompanied by a nuclear holocaust and all life on the planet ceases to exist.

I wish the next person to respond to this thread was a convicted child molester.

[Gamblet]

Granted, I am Pedobear.

I wish to undo Bubba's wish.

[Bubba]

Granted. Instead of a pedobear... you are a pedophile... but have yet to be convicted.

I wish to undo all future wishes in this thread immediately after they have been made.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted, but they are only undone temporarily.

I wish there were no more wishes about other people's wishes.

[Jiro]

No smurf you, greedy asshole. Your wish is granted until all the children in the world die because of your horrible hate crime. Then they are all wished back with the dragon balls.

I wish I had some dragon balls