Granted, you have so many things to do that you can't decide which to do first and explode.
I wish the sun was warmer.
streme Wheelie
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Granted, you have so many things to do that you can't decide which to do first and explode.
I wish the sun was warmer.
The sun now converts more energy to heat than light, thus now the earth is actually colder, although the sun is warmer since heat can't travel through space.
I wish Jiro would marry grandma pickle.
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But the marriage in annulled five minutes after it starts.
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't be corrupted.
We have already gone down this road. So I'm changing your wish to:
I wish I lived in a theartre that showed 24 hour gay porn and all the doors were locked.
Granted.
I wish Warriors orochi 3 was on the vita and in FREAKING ENGLISH.
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Granted, but it causes weird graphical glitches, rendering it unplayable.
I wish I could surf.
granted. you could surf.. but not anymore
i wish for a bottle of fanta
Granted. You get the an empty bottle owned by a person named Fanta, and she's very pissed that you stole her bottle.
I wish I were home right now.
If the doors were locked 24 hours a day there would be no way I, nor anyone, would be able to get in the theater in the first place! REVERSE CORRUPTION!Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
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Okay, I'll play by the rules from now on.
Granted, but next time you leave the house it will take ten times longer to get home than the longest it ever took you to get home.
I wish that I could teleport to where I want without any harm befalling me or anyone I care about.
Granted, but the teleportation strips you of your feelings, so, while you aren't actually harmed in any way, you are completely emotionless for the rest of your life.
You've halted the game, you realize that right?!
Or is someone else making a wish now?
I wish for a Scootaloo episode.
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granted: but it apears to be the final episide ever!!!
i wish for 8 hours of good sleep
Granted, but only your sleep is good. Your dreams on the other hand are horrifying, and you can't wake up from them for eight whole hours, because technically, that's what you wished for.
I wish that it was possible for me to enter any TV series I choose to (live action or cartoon) an be part of it, as though it was real.
granted, but your the black guy, so you die first
p.s i hope i dont offend anyone with it..
i wish the zombie apocalypse starts
It starts from YOU! So, no fun for you.
I wish for a large hamburger..
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