Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Shaibana]

granted: its so large that it contains a whole cow... with hair and all.. and the intestinse etc..
and its your grandmother who made it.. and she will not let you leave untill you finished it!!

i wish for a table

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get a table but it breaks even if a slightest thing lands on it.

I wish for a moogle.

[Bubba]

Your new moogle is a rapist.

I wish my cat would stop throwing up.

[Shaibana]

granted he starts puking

i wish for.. .. .. world peace?

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get a piece of the world and it is....a rock.

I wish for a wall.

[Shaibana]

granted
you get a wall but it surrounds you leaving you nearly no space to breathe of move

i wish im a ninja

[leader of mortals]

Granted, your father is killed and you have to find two statues and you become part of a game that has haunted and destroyed millions of people throughout the ages.

Granted, but the teleportation strips you of your feelings, so, while you aren't actually harmed in any way, you are completely emotionless for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go back in time to when I made this post and make a wish.

[Hollycat]

Granted, but your new wish led to the same thing happening.

I wish I was fluent in every language.

[KentaRawr!]

Granted, but you lose your voice permanently, as well as control over your arms.

I wish I had some water! I'm parched.

[Bubba]

Granted. You are given plenty of water to drink. Unfortunately, it has just been poisoned by Kefka. You subsequently choke to death.

I wish that Man City do not win against Man Utd in two-and-half hours.

Please someone grant this within this time frame!

[Bubba]

My wish can no longer be granted. City beat Utd.

Go smurf yourselves.

This thread is now closed.

[Shaibana]

no its not!!! D: u can not stop us from corrupting yopur wish!!

[Hollycat]

Due to your response Bubba, the forum gods have decided to replace all your favorite things with Rebecca Black.

I wish I could find peace.

[vesshusban]

you find peace by an lighting bot hitting you and killing you

I wish I could summon

[DarkBahamut]

Granted, but you summon a wild bear that eats your organs in front of you.

I wish I could sh*t rainbows.