Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Wolf Kanno]

Granted, you're Asian girlfriend has a Mexican baby, but then U.S. Border security breaks in and takes the baby, calling it an "anchor baby" you were duped into taking care. The baby is deported back to Mexico and you and your girlfriend are sent to jail, where she makes a new girlfriend names Roxy and you are stuck in the cell Ted Bundy died in. His ghost haunts you every night as you wake up to find him gnawing on some part of your body, it doesn't hurt, but leaves a nasty ectoplasm stain and it makes the prison force you to be on permanent laundry duty. Eventually 20 years pass and you are nicely settling down with your new boyfriend Bubba when the prison is assailed by the Mexican army. Turns out your Mexican Baby grew up to be a revolutionary who overthrew the Mexican government and drove out the drug cartels. As he grew up, he was told his parents were not Mexican and thus he must be a messenger from Heaven sent to save the world. Calling forth back all the mexican immigrants back to Mexico, he transformed Mexico into the world's greatest world power and has begun World War Four to conquer the planet. He has you and your girlfriend freed from prison to act as political confidants. Things are looking good until your son is told by your girlfriend that he wasn't some "miracle baby" but she actually just cheated on you with Juan who lives down the block from you. Fearing his followers will abandon him, he has both you and your girlfriend executed to keep his secret, and he plunges the world into chaos. After conquering the world, he realizes that he had lost his soul along the way and eventually kills himself. His world empire split into a massive civil war by the generals over who gets to rule. The planet is sent back into the Feudal times in the ensuing wars and the story of a Mexican baby born until non-Mexican parents eventually evolves into a global religious order. Meanwhile, In heaven, Ted Bundy finally eats you.

I wish Cabbits existed.

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[Sylvie]

Well, wish is granted, and Cabbits now exist. Since they're a cat and a rabbit in one, cats eventually go extinct, and therefore, I ing kill you for your crimes.

I wish I owned a hospital in a capitalistically treacherous existence where I could admit patients via human trafficking and perform sadistic sex experiments on them.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You own a hospital in a capitalistically treacherous existence where you could admit patients via human trafficking to perform sadistic sex experiments on them, if you hadn't died five seconds after you were given the deed to said hospital. From AIDS. Rabid AIDS. Glaring down your throat. Glaring, rabid AIDS. Glabi-AIDS.

I wish I knew how to spoke correctly desu-ka

[Shaibana]

Granted, you speak Desu ka perfectly, but forget all otger stuff... now you only have 2 words in your dictionary

i wish i would ever be sick in my life

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You are always sick. I don't know why you would wish for that, though. If you were wishing never to be sick again, then okay. You die of malaria, and thus never get sick again.

I wish my phone wasn't crap at taking/sending pictures.

[Hollycat]

granted, your phone now has lost the ability to take photos, send photos, or receive photos.

I wish I knew how to fly

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You learn how to fly, lose control, accelerate faster than the speed of light, spiral back in time, and land at Roswell as a puddle of hyperelectrical ooze.

I wish I had a cheezburger.

[Shaibana]

Granted. You are always sick. I don't know why you would wish for that, though. If you were wishing never to be sick again, then okay. You die of malaria, and thus never get sick again.

I wish my phone wasn't crap at taking/sending pictures.

ow crap... how i missing letter can ruin my whole life!! curse you N

Wish granted
you get 1 cheeseburger.. and after that never again!!

i wish for a better pc

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You are given an advanced supercomputer from the future. Full of child porn.

I wish I could win a hat-off.

[Sylvie]

You win the hat-off, but you perform poorly once you need to put the hat-on, chump.

I wish I had a sex mannequin to pleasure me

[TrollHunter]

Granted, but this sex mannequin becomes perhaps far too sentient, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without any negative sideffects such as weight gain and tooth decay.

[NeoCracker]

Granted, but this sex mannequin becomes perhaps far too sentient, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without any negative sideffects such as weight gain and tooth decay.

Granted. To bad you never feel full, and can no longer take anything.

I wish I could Hadoken.

[Sylvie]

You learn how to perform Hadoken, but your Japanese equivalent uses it first against you.

I wish I could decide on what I wanted to eat this morning.

[Shaibana]

granted: now you know what you want tomorrow.. but ur gonna forget it anyway

i wish that cola-vanilla will be back in the store again

[Hollycat]

granted, unfortunately, you take your first sip, and realise how bad it was and commit suicide.

I wish I had a room full of Nazeems and a daedric warhammer.