Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Gamblet]

I corrupted your wish.

[Hollycat]

that wasn't corruption, that was evil

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You sing with the voice of Justin Bieber.

I wish that HC could never corrupt my wishes.

Granted. HC can never corrupt your wishes. But to corrupt your wish, my wish is that every wish you make from now on is pre-corrupted. So whatever HC happens to say about your wish isn't him corrupting it, it's just the way things are.

As I said, I wish all of Gamblet's wishes are pre-corrupted.

[Hollycat]

Granted


I wish dr pepper can hadn't just made a farting sound.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. It made the sound of goat instead. Which is pretty cool, but you are now surrounded by Bengal tigers who think you're a goat. And they're starving.

I wish monkeys were made of soup. (running out of wish ideas)

[Gamblet]

Granted. Monkeys are made of soup, so they are no monkeys anymore.

I wish for my wishes to be not pre-corrupted. Does not work anyway.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. They are no longer pre-corrupted. But everyone can still corrupt them. And if you try to wish them to be immune to corruption one more time, giant mobster fishes (yes, fishes; it's only "fish" when you're talking about a single species) will jump in your window and break your legs with smoked ham. It will take a long time and will be extremely painful. Then they'll rape you and give you herpes.

I wish I had more jerky.

[Gamblet]

Granted, you get jerky, but it gets eaten by a monkey.

I wish for summer.

[Bubba]

Granted. You are in Antarctica at the height of summer. Unfortunately, it is still -20 degrees so you freeze to death.

I wish for Man Utd to beat Chelsea at football this Sunday.

[Shaibana]

Granted, Man Utd beats the crap out of Chelsea.
all players are arrested and have to go to prison.

i wish Holland was a little tougher


... i mean... seriously... 2 cm snow and whole trafic goes down -.-

[Bubba]

I object to the corrupting of my wish. I specifically requested for Man Utd to beat Chelsea at Football.

I wish for my wish to be re-corrupted.

[Tigmafuzz]

i wish Holland was a little tougher

Granted. Holland becomes a bully and takes over all of Asia and Europe, causing World War 7.

I wish for my wish to be re-corrupted.

Granted. Man Utd beats Chelsea at Football. Within five seconds of their victory, the field gets hit by a meteor.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of Doritos.

[Shaibana]

I object to the corrupting of my wish. I specifically requested for Man Utd to beat Chelsea at Football.

I wish for my wish to be re-corrupted.

stop complaining.. man Utd does beat Chelsea at a football :P
just not the ´beating´ than you want Muhahah

[Hollycat]

Granted, your wish destroys the world as the chips keep multiplying on the earth, crushed by earths gravity and making the earth bigger all the time. within 5 minutes, every living creature on earth is dead (except you, you live in the dorito cave) and the earth gets larger and larger and larger for all eternity. The earth eventually has a large enough gravity well to suck in the rest of the universe. There is no more light, therefore, the universe now consists of earth.

I wish all the clowns on earth were in super jail.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. But now a bunch of people pretend to be clowns just to go to Superjail, and they overrun the place, which (knowing how things work there) causes the very fabric of the space-time continuum to rip, and dinosaurs roam all time periods. Dinosaurs with lasers attached to their heads.

I wish I was Superman for a day.