Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Gamblet]

Granted, but a hippopotamus in a nearby land notices the instantaneous transportation of said daggertail, comes to your house at night, and performs violent sexual acts that leave you full of wonder, and pain. oh the pain.

So I DID get the Daggertail! Mwahaha the power!

On Topic: Granted, you get a box, but it is alive and it eats you, leaving behind only your pubes. At least you got shaved.

I wish for summer.