Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You have the balls of a dragon, and cannot leave the house because their weight would tear the skin off your entire perineum if you were to stand.

I wish I were a sentient ethereal being that only existed on a spiritual realm.

[Jiro]

Granted. Enjoy your solitary existence without the ability to interact with anything or do anything or ANYTHING ANYTHING.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

[Bubba]

Granted.

You are the skeletal remains of Sid Vicious. The flower in your hair is Oleander. While this poses no danger to a decomposed punk rocker... if anyone happened upon your remains and this flower... they would be at a risk of being poisoned as Oleander infects your nervous, digestive and cardiovascular system... all at the same time. This would lead to tremors, seizures, comas and most commonly... death.

I wish more people would post in this thread as it is awesome.

[Shaibana]

granted: the spamflood is unstoppeble!!

i wish its 15 celcius outside here

[Jiro]

Wish granted, but it is raining horizontally and stabbing you in the eyeballs.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[leader of mortals]

Granted, your lips are sewn shut and your stomach is removed.

I wish I had some Pepsi

[Bubba]

Granted.

You have a glass of Pepsi that is a laced with a love potion. The instant you taste it you fall madly in love with NorthernChaosGod. You spend four hours furiously masturbating over him until the effects wear off. Then, disgusted at what you have done, you take your own life.

I wish I was half-decent at Starcraft so I could put up more of a fight in the challenge this Saturday.

[Hollycat]

Granted, you are now so good that even the koreans fear you and thus eventually, everyone fears to play you.

I wish I had glasses that played any movie I could think of in blu ray quality and had a projection mode.

[Jinx]

Granted, but the only movie you can watch is Glitter, starring Miss Mariah Carey.

I wish I had a brand new sex-mobile car.

[Shaibana]

granted.. you get a 30 cm sex-mobile car that just wont stop humping your legg.

i wish my dog listens to me

[Jiro]

Granted, but now your dog can talk and always argues with you.

I wish the windows were clean.

[Bubba]

Granted. However, right outside your window you see your parents having sex.

I wish it was two weeks from today as I'll be on my way to New York.

[Shaibana]

granted: the callender skips to weeks... However you missed your flight/train (or whatever).. so yr not on yr way ^^

i wish i had some ice

[Gamblet]

Granted, you have some ice, but it is made out of dog's urine.

I wish I had an alien spaceship.

[Shaibana]

granted, but as you take of in space you reealise you dont know how to fly it.
you will dwell forever in space untill you die of starvation or run out of oxigen.

i wish im not bored anymore