Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
We have already gone down this road. So I'm changing your wish to:
I wish I lived in a theartre that showed 24 hour gay porn and all the doors were locked.

Granted.



I wish Warriors orochi 3 was on the vita and in FREAKING ENGLISH.
If the doors were locked 24 hours a day there would be no way I, nor anyone, would be able to get in the theater in the first place! REVERSE CORRUPTION!

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Okay, I'll play by the rules from now on.

Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
Granted. You get the an empty bottle owned by a person named Fanta, and she's very pissed that you stole her bottle.

I wish I were home right now.
Granted, but next time you leave the house it will take ten times longer to get home than the longest it ever took you to get home.

I wish that I could teleport to where I want without any harm befalling me or anyone I care about.