Corrupt a Wish: the game

[Hollycat]

Granted, however, it turns out that all of your clothes are made of kryptonite fibers

I wish Madonna would kiss Justin Beiber.

*kiss of death*

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted, however after he dies everyone starts talking about how "wonderful" he was and he becomes a martyr, and millions of people start singing his music all over the world. The rest of the human race commits suicide as a result, leaving nothing but Bieber fans everywhere.

I wish I had a truck full of bacon.

[|-THE redmage-|]

Granted. You have a truck full of bacon. Unfortunately, the bacon hasn't been killed or prepared yet, so it is a truck full of live pigs that stampede over you as soon as you open the truck, after which they defecate on your dead body.

I wish I could go back in time and prevent my own birth.

[Hollycat]

Time paradox initiated, resulting in the wish becoming uncorruptable, and impossible. Activating rending protocol.
rending cannon charging.
maximum safe charge reacged.
ERROR
overcharge- please initiate firing.
ERROR
true negative charge obtained. auto release initiated.
black hole created

goodjob redmage you blew up the universe.


I wish i was ninja.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted. You become a ninja. But Chuck Norris randomly decides to go out and kill a bunch of ninjas one day, and since you were within 600 miles of him at the time, he utterly obliterates you, along with two nearby cities.

I wish orangutans could write novels.

[Hollycat]

Granted. You become a ninja. But Chuck Norris randomly decides to go out and kill a bunch of ninjas one day, and since you were within 600 miles of him at the time, he utterly obliterates you, along with two nearby cities.

I wish orangutans could write novels.

Granted: may I present to you the twilight saga

I wish I could transform

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted, but you can only transform into a vacuum cleaner.

[Gamblet]

Hmm, no wish.

WISH STEAL TIME!

I wish that I could use sands of time.

[Jiro]

It only lets you go forwards in time, accelerating your death.

I wish BoB would love me.

[Gamblet]

It only lets you go forwards in time, accelerating your death.

I wish BoB would love me.

BoB loves you and mates with you, creating an offspring that gets switched with a changeling.

I wish that I could wake up in the morning fully rested.

[Bubba]

Granted. However, you wake up on the morning of your death. You are trampled to death outside your house by a freak stampede of feminist giraffes.

I wish it was a week tomorrow so I could finally get my Playstation Vita.

[Tigmafuzz]

Granted, time skips forward a week and you get your Vita. But as a consequence of time skipping forward the sun explodes and we all die eight minutes and twenty seconds later. I don;t know how exactly it happened because I'm dead now and therefore cannot study it.

I wish the next person to make a wish gets their wish granted in a way that angers Odin.

[|-THE redmage-|]

Granted, but instead of Odin being angry at the next person to make a wish, Odin becomes angry at you because he knows you were the cause of his anger. He then spears you through and proceeds to have Sleipnir trample you repeatedly.

Going along with the last wish, I wish I were a Norse god.

[Bubba]

Granted. You are Dagr, God of the Daytime. However, as you reside on Earth, the next time it turns into night you melt and die.

I wish I had eyes in back of my head

[Gamblet]

Granted, you grow eyes on the back of your head. It turns out that you are blind and you look stupid..

I wish that another old school style Final Fantasy game was made.