[Best read in a glados voice]

Welcome back *subject name here* It has been a while hasn't it?
I would greet you in person however I am busy baking you a cake for your welcome back party.
All of your friends are invited. Companion Cube and myself. We are waiting for you in the room on your right.
The cake will be there soon, so why don't you just wait right where you are assume the party going position, and a robot will be there to collect you soon.