Considering the upcoming Ciddies will be food-themed, I have a question for you. How do you attack your food?

Your weapons of choice are the following.

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!"
Forking forks, motherforkers.
Knife to meet you. *slices*
Uh... Spork?
Chopsticks!!
Utensils? Who needs em? I eat with my bare hands! *nomnomnom*

Edit: Oh, looks like I forgot to include chop-sticks! So if a staffer can include that in the poll, that would be great.