Would you have relations with a homeless if they were clean and attractive? Or is that a deal breaker?
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Would you have relations with a homeless if they were clean and attractive? Or is that a deal breaker?
I would have relations with a homeless if they were clean OR attractive. Not mutually inclusive.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Where would she go when I kicked her out in the morning? She could just wait for me outside.
No, but I would have relations with a person who looked homeless, as long as they smell good.
Homeless, clean, and attractive. I'm down.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
What kind of relations are we talking here? What does being homeless have to do with smurfability? And what does smurfability have to do with smurfing a billy goat? And what do billy goats have to do with Shlup's imagination?
Oh.
Everything.
Understood.
Probably. There aren't many things that walk on two legs that I wouldn't smurf.
No. When they say "Let's go back to my place" it would be kinda awkward.
I don't know, I'll get back to you when I've run out of homefull people.
I have frequent relations with, at a guess, 40% of the homeless in my town. They play their guitars and accordions in town for spare change, then they bring it all home to me. In exchange I give them dinner, sex and a bed for the night - quite a deal if you ask me. I can be top or bottom, whatever you're into. It started out as a hobby but I had to make them a schedule in order for everyone to get a night alone, although Saturday is a free-for-all. It's evolved into a veritable business. I couldn't be happier.
Well, I've been homeless myself a few times, and I know what it's like. Homeless people are usually much more down-to-earth than the people you see on a daily basis. Except for the crazy ones, of course. But yeah. I would smurf me. I'd do me so hard.
Plus, by giving them a place to stay, they're practically obligated to have sex with you. Not that I've ever that sort of thing, or had it done to me. Although, being a guy, I would love for it to happen to me.
"You can stay as long as you want, just Make sure you have sex with me every day."
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
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I don't think I can judge seeing as I'm 28 and live in my dad's basement
That's the best way to live, Pikey Wikey.Originally Posted by Pike
Sex in your dad's basement? Hmmmmmmm.
I'll do it.
"A homeless" haha.
A lot of my job is spent preventing people who are about to be made homeless from being made into a homeless. But it's not your traditional homeless person, it's more people who can't keep up with the rent of mortgage payments. I would not go out with many of them. And I'm the least cynical person at work!
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