I have frequent relations with, at a guess, 40% of the homeless in my town. They play their guitars and accordions in town for spare change, then they bring it all home to me. In exchange I give them dinner, sex and a bed for the night - quite a deal if you ask me. I can be top or bottom, whatever you're into. It started out as a hobby but I had to make them a schedule in order for everyone to get a night alone, although Saturday is a free-for-all. It's evolved into a veritable business. I couldn't be happier.