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J: Alright, let’s find a post by Del Murder so we can start this.
T: Why do we need a post by him?
J: So we can see what his avatar looks like.
T: We all know what his avatar is, everybody knows it.
J: That’s a good point. Well then, moving onto foa now.
T: Foa is Samus. That’s who foa is. Is foa still Samus?
J: Yes. Next. Oh god, it’s me.
T: You’re like, a ninja in a tree. Wait, why are you searching the member list for your name. Don’t you know what your avatar is?
J: It’s a sheep.
T: Ah. Oh yeah.
J: Right, whose next?
T: Hang on, shouldn’t we be commenting on these?
J: Isn’t it just our job to look at them? I like my sheep though.
T: …who’s next?
J: Loony BoB.
T: Yeah, he’s a choco-boe. Wait, is it choke-o-boe? Choka-boe? Actually, let’s not do this. He’s a big bird, but not from that kids show.
J: The man has never changed his avatar. Ever. Except that one time…
T: I haven’t changed my avatar either. Sometimes I make it festive, but it always changes back.
J: BoB should like that then.
T: Do you think he even knows who I am?
J: Sure Nick, sure he does. Onto face’s face now.
T: smurfin’ Pokeparty yeah! Wait, I’m still president, aren’t I? That’s… that’s really terrible.
J: That explains a lot, really. Incompetent government. At least it gives Raistlin something to complain about.
T: Uh, erm, Pike is next.
J: Right you are. Doing it for the bronies.
T: Ah. Yes. I played My Little Pony Trouble the other day.
J: What?
T: The one where you push the thing and the dice bounces.
J: …Yeah, okay. Last up is Shiny.
T: Shiny! Shiny.
J: You know, they used to put the avatars in the member search. Made this a whole lot easier.
T: Huh.
J: Okay here we go.
T: What? I don’t remember Shiny’s one, that’s not Shiny. Wait, I don’t like that line. Get rid of it. Why are you still typing that I’m saying, no what, stop it.
J: And that wraps up our Best Avatar Speech. May the Best Avatar win!
T: Again, weren’t we supposed comment on which one was the best? Supposed to take a guess at who should win?
J: Guessing winners is for the predictions thread. And besides, bitches love the sheep. Welshmen too. And occasionally the kiwis. Love you BoB
J: Alright, do you want to have a closing word like “see you next time?”
T: Nah.