And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

32. Most Hardcore Gamer
Nomination leader(s): Necronopticous

The Nominees
Bolivar
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Necronopticous
Pike
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

[fire_of_avalon]

God I want cheesecake.

[Madame Adequate]

God I want cheesecake.

I just had some a little while ago, it was pretty damned delicious

[Pike]

Oh boy, something I was nominated for

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

T: Stop it whore. Quit seducing my men.

J: Nick is playing Saints Row 2 now, so all of his commentary will be of his shenanigans there.

T: Jumping on the bed with heels. Ooh more lamps. Hey I can’t pick this one up. Haha I can pick it up if I stand on her body.

J: So he’s running around inside one of the cribs, throwing lamps and chairs at the strippers.

T: Oh ho! I threw her off the edge.

J: Anyway, this is the Most Hardcore Gamer speech.

T: I punched his hooker, so she punched me, so he shot her. That’s some loyal men.

J: Are you, are you even going to say hello? We need to do this speech.

T: What, I just bumped her and she died, I didn’t even throw her.

J: Now while Saints Row 2 is probably not worthy of being called a Hardcore Game, it is good fun. Our nominees are supposedly renowned for playing hardcore games, and playing a lot of them, and playing them often.

T: I’m gonna make a big pile of stuff! Probably not hookers though, that’d be weird.

J: The exact criteria for Most Hardcore Gamer is really undefined, like most of the Ciddies. Plenty of members have already voiced their issues with the nominees. I’ll pick on I’m My Own MILF since I know he’s both a suitably hardcore gamer and a complainer.

T: Was that racist?

J: If you look at this blog entry, MILFy talks about his deep love of “spergy” “picomanagement”. I don’t even know what that means.

T: Did I..? I just got 28 respect for throwing a hooker at a wall.

J: But suffice to say, there is something about MILF’s gaming that is on another level that ordinary folks like me can’t comprehend.

T: Ah! Oh god, I’m on fire!

J: Now I’m not here saying that MILF should win by any means. And I’m not dissing Wolf Kanno. The guy plays a lot of games and he likes his imports.

T: Where do I get food? I need at least one food to revive them, so they’re dead to me.

J: All I’m trying to say is that we need to start figuring out some unified system of measurement or something, to make nominating and voting for this Ciddie easier.

T: That zombie is on fire…ah man now I’m on fire. And, I’m dead. Smoked How fitting.

J: And so as we start bringing this fantastic, quality speech to a close, I just want to say “may the best gamer win.”

T: Where are all my homies? They weren’t the zombies were they? HOLY tit THEY JUST SPAWNED. And the hookers too. I have a pool.

J: And by the way, this is also known as the Best Basement Dweller Award. So enjoy your victory, nerds.

T: I was trying to get her into the pool but she hit the pillar. Oh man, I got two stars for throwing her that time. Man, I don’t know why people say GTA is the game for killing hookers. This game has a lot on GTA. I probably shouldn’t divulge this… You’re still writing everything aren’t you?

J: Yes, yes I am. See you next time!

T: It’s not foreplay without smurf?

[Hollycat]

I am cooking cheescake.

[Madame Adequate]

I am cooking cheescake.

Not muffins?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

32. Most Hardcore Gamer

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
JKTrix.................................2
Bolivar................................2
Wolf Kanno.............................4
Vivi22.................................4
I'm my own MILF........................9

So that leaves Necronopticous vs Pike…

Pike..................................10
Necronopticous........................11

And the winner is…

Necronopticous!
Necro owns 4 different copies of Tactics Ogre. Necro still plays his GameBoy Color. Necro is on some bizarre crusade to get everyone to play NetHack, a game that has the visual appeal of a corrupted txt file. Well deserved award.

[Pike]

Second only to NECRONOPTICOUS?

Oh man you guys I am so /smug right now you don't even know

[Madame Adequate]

When people want to know the definition of the concept of "Justice", I will simply direct them to this post

You make me proud, EffOff, and totally deserved Nec.

[fire_of_avalon]

Yay Necronoctopus!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

This will be the last award for the gaming section.

19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Nomination leader(s): Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bolivar
Flying Arrow
Jessweeee♪
The White Wizard of Fynn
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

There's a reason we all ended up here. Unless of course you're a spambot and just register randomly at active forums to call me a slut or hock proactive or some other dumb tit.

What was I saying? Something cheesy about bringing us together? Oh, yeah. Like it or not, whether you're still a die hard fan of the franchise or you're a slave to the classics, a love of an almost lost JRPG series is what brought all of us together, it's what inspires friendships, it's what keeps us laughing at each other and it's what's making me stay up past my bedtime, ignore my housework and family to write a series of speeches to give you guys a little entertainment.

Too many of us end up migrating away from the FF specific forums because we simply run out of things to add to conversation. The following posters never did, and likely never will. They keep the activity running down yonder just enough to entice the newbies to join, bring us new friends and keep the joint jumping. In short, without them, there'd be no us.

[Del Murder]

I really liked this speech. Good job foa!

[Pike]

Yeah, massive props to our speech-writers. I'm gonna have to have a swing at it next time around.