MOST DELICIOUS MEMBER
Giving you a chock-full of delicious ingredients. Don't hate, appreciate.
Del Murder Recipe
Prepare:
Combine ground turkey meat with 1 tsp. of salt, 1 md. egg, chopped red onion, garlic, parsley, basil, and breadcrumbs.
Cook:
Load the meatballs up on a baking sheet and place them in the oven at 400 degrees for about 20 minutes.
For the salsa, add more chopped parsley, basil, garlic and red onion.
Then add into the mix, chopped tomatoes, roasted red peppers, endive, quartered black olives, dab of salt, pepper, and crushed red pepper flakes. Let it simmer on the stove.
Add:
Olive oil to the container that the red peppers are kept in.
Then finish it off with the zest of about half a navel orange.
Pull those meatballs out of the oven. Go ahead, it's okay. They won't bite.
Add 1 tsp. of butter to a saute pan, then include chopped red onion. Let simmer for about 2 minutes or until soft. For an extra dose of ZING, you may also add 3/4 cup of red wine and let it reduce.
When it's reduced, break up the meatballs by putting them in the pan. Once they're done, put all the ingredients in a taco shell with lettuce and sprinkle some ricotta cheese on it.
Finish:
Gorge on that Italian feast and yes, it is as good as it looks.
fire_of_avalon Recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup of yellow cornmeal
1 c. boiling water
1 c. milk
1/3 c. salad oil
1 egg, well beaten
1 c. biscuit mix
1 tsp. ground cumin
1/2 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. baking powder
1 (8 oz.) can whole corn
1 (4 1/2 oz.) can chopped olives
Prepare:
Place cornmeal in bowl, pour water over and stir.
Let cool 10 minutes.
Add:
Milk, oil, eggs, and mix. Then add biscuit mix, cumin, chili powder and baking powder. Beat until smooth. Add corn and olives. Cook like pancakes.
Topping:
Spicy chili, cheese, sour cream, and guacamole.
Finish:
Devour your hot and spicy tamale. You
will get diarrhea.
Laddy Recipe
Ingredients:
1 packet raspberry jelly
1 packet lime jelly
1 packet lemon jelly
1 packet orange jelly
1 packet jell strawberry
2-1/2 cups cold water
5 cups of boiling water
1 cup of cool hwhip
Filling:
Dissolve each packet of jelly-gelatin separately in one cup boiling water.
Now add 1/2 cup cold water to each of them.
Chill raspberry gelatin until very thick.
Smoothly line sides of a 9 inch spring form pan with wax paper.
Cut to extract 3 inches above the pan.
Whip the raspberry gelatin until fluffy.
Now spoon this mixture into the pan.
Chill:
The cool whip and layer the remaining flavors in the pan, letting each layer chill until, but not firm before adding the next layer.
Then chill this pan overnight and loosen around the edges and remove the sides of the pan and paper.
Topping:
Now take the cream and spread over the top and sides of the cake. Don't worry, it likes it.
Finish:
Taste the rainbow. See also: the fruitcake recipe.
Levian Recipe
Ingredients:
2 lbs. lean ground beef
1 lb. ground pork
4 lg. onions
5 lbs. potatoes
3 tsp. salt
3 tsp. garlic salt
3 tsp. black pepper
Prepare:
Peel and grind potatoes and onions - then mix ingredients together. Stuff rinsed sausage casings with above mixture.
Cook:
Boil links on low for approximately 30 minutes (puncture links to prevent explosions). Freeze if desired. May be served hot or cold. Can make up to eight 12-inch links, but don't kid yourself, it's probably around 6 inches.
Finish:
Enjoy your Norwegian sausage. You're welcome.
Marshall Banana Recipe
Crust:
2 cups graham cracker crumbs
1 stick of melted butter
SUGAR LOTS AND LOTS OF SUGAR
Combine crumbs and butter. Pat mixture into bottom of pan and refrigerate for 1 hour.
Filling:
Beat together (hard):
2 lg. eggs
2 sticks of butter
1 tsp. vanilla
Add sugar again (Do it)
Beat again for 15 minutes. Note: This is not a sexual innuendo. Pour the mixture over the graham cracker crust and refrigerate for 1 hour.
Over these 2 layers arrange:
Topping:
1 to 1-1/2 lb. mmm strawberries
3 large ripe bananas, sliced into circles
Top all with 1 large container of Cool Whip and sprinkle with crushed nuts (this is optional). Refrigerate overnight. Keep refrigerated until serving time. Cut into small pieces, a little goes a long way.
Finish:
Eat Marshall Banana. Get cavities from sweetness overload.