Sex is the greatest thing in the world, but what about off the world? Does it still compare? Could it get worse? Could it get better? Science intends to answer these pertinent questions, and right here we have some candidates of the likeliest explorers of this great mystery. Trail-blazers, we salute you.
First up is
blackmage_nuke, child of the atom. The love-child of a radioactive astronaut and the submissive satellite woman who orbited him,
blackmage_nuke grew up in and around space. Previously denied permission from NASA, our daring hero is currently up to his elbows with the Russian cosmonaut program to get freaky on the moon. How soon is he prepared to do so? Our sources say unlike his schlong, it will not be long.
NASA's beloved Adonis of the lunar program, codenamed
G13 is gearing up to beat the Russians' foul aim of lunar dominancy and make them submit to America's rowdy and cowboy ways. Since officially announcing their intention to hold off on such future missions, NASA is now covertly seeking to come up from behind to score, but can they do it? With
G13's help, it seems possible! With a spiffy diesel jetpack and a bed the size of Texas, odds stack high with this one.
Iceglow is the United Kingdom's best hope to get laid on the moon. Having already constructed their own rocketship to launch this ladies' man up and out of their landspace, airspace, everyspace, time is counting down when they finally figure out in whom's bed
Iceglow is currently lying low in. Having taken a crash-course in Astrology, this man should be more than prepared to take on the rigors of lunar humping.
Long gone rogue,
I'm my own MILF is heading his own [REDACTED] program in [REDACTED]. Using the lastest in [REDACTED] technology, his aims of achieving lunar [REDACTED] seems quite possible. Sexy associates of his include [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; the odds of any of these persons accompanying him are extremely high. Were
I'm my own MILF make his evil plot come true, you can expect [REDACTED] to invade[REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] double-team [REDACTED], and we will all run out of [REDACTED].
It was only a few years ago that
Jiro referred to kangroos as "hop hops", but already he has rocketed up to the top of Australia's new Space and Planetary Exploration Walk program, better known as SPEW. Using SPEW,
Jiro hopes to spread Australia's glory across the face of Mother Earth, and bring a little more respectability to his country. One other thing our intrepid explorer wants to do is gather some lunar samples, bring them back, and get his rocks off (his shuttle).
Pike the robot already had a thick cable plugged into her port the last time she went in for upgrades at Moon Base Bozeman, but if you guys insist it did not count, she will do it again. Sigh.
A malignancy were there ever one,
ShlupQuack is spreading the blight that is California ever further, and the moon is not outside of her goals. Certain directors of certain space programs are already wrapped around her fingers, and her endless influence has earned her the foremost spot on the next lander to the moon. Her first act? "I am going to smurf the tit out of my dude, dude." This quote, directly taken from her, not made up or anything, tells us in totality just exactly she wants. To smurf the tit out of her dude on the moon, dude.
You are all heroes in my books for your willingness to do this, for science.
Originally Posted by Genius Lynx
Sex is the greatest thing in the world, but what about off the world? Does it still compare? Could it get worse? Could it get better? Science intends to answer these pertinent questions, and right here we have some candidates of the likeliest explorers of this great mystery. Trail-blazers, we salute you.
