Most Helpful Member huh? At times like this I have to think about what these people have actually done for me. I mean, if they aren’t helping me, what good are they really? I don’t care if they just helped a little old lady cross the street, I need you to make me a damn sandwich.
So who are our nominees?
First up is me. 100% the best choice. I am the most helpful person I have ever met. I make myself sandwiches all the time. You know I deserve to win this, and anyone who votes against me will be drunk tanked. And then shanked. Violently.
Next is Loony BoB. Sure he makes pie charts, but does that help anything except his stat fetish? Well it helps my stat fetish, but that’s still not good enough.
Marshall Banana huh? Well I suppose she has done a hell of a lot lately. But still no sandwiches. Unacceptable. You can take your frontsite work, stick it between two loafs of bread and then come back and be in with a chance.
o_O gave me his couch to sleep on, paid for some taxi fares, bought me pizza, helped me utterly destroy some twelve year old girls in laser skirmish and was all around a bro. If I don’t win this, then he should. I love the guy. Screw you Fujiko, you man thief
Next is Rantz Rantz Revolution and I suppose he’s kind of alright. I was in a bit of a bind the other night with some dodgy internets and Lord Rantz helped me out. He’s a bro too. And he’s a viking so he’d probably kill me if he didn’t like me.
Our last nominee is Wolf Kanno and I can’t think of the last time he made me a sandwich. Disappointing, I had such high hopes for him and everything. But he just can’t match my helpfulness.
Well I’d like to thank you all for this Ciddie and I accept it with as much grace as I can while still saying HA SUCK IT BITCHES.