And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

[fire_of_avalon]

I swear to god, Pike, if you start writing fanfiction I will find you. And tickle the piss out of you or something.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Forgive the bizarre order of these awards. At one point it did make sense to me...

34. Most Helpful Member
Nomination leader(s): Rantz Rantz Revolution

The Nominees
Jiro
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
o_O
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Wolf Kanno

[Pike]

I swear to god, Pike, if you start writing fanfiction I will find you. And tickle the piss out of you or something.

THIS CALLS FOR ONE OF THOSE CREEPY ROLEPLAYING TUMBLRS

Also, grats(?) to NCG for the landslide victory.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I just want to say that I hate all of you. I hope you all step on a landmine made of Legos.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Member huh? At times like this I have to think about what these people have actually done for me. I mean, if they aren’t helping me, what good are they really? I don’t care if they just helped a little old lady cross the street, I need you to make me a damn sandwich.

So who are our nominees?

First up is me. 100% the best choice. I am the most helpful person I have ever met. I make myself sandwiches all the time. You know I deserve to win this, and anyone who votes against me will be drunk tanked. And then shanked. Violently.

Next is Loony BoB. Sure he makes pie charts, but does that help anything except his stat fetish? Well it helps my stat fetish, but that’s still not good enough.

Marshall Banana huh? Well I suppose she has done a hell of a lot lately. But still no sandwiches. Unacceptable. You can take your frontsite work, stick it between two loafs of bread and then come back and be in with a chance.

o_O gave me his couch to sleep on, paid for some taxi fares, bought me pizza, helped me utterly destroy some twelve year old girls in laser skirmish and was all around a bro. If I don’t win this, then he should. I love the guy. Screw you Fujiko, you man thief

Next is Rantz Rantz Revolution and I suppose he’s kind of alright. I was in a bit of a bind the other night with some dodgy internets and Lord Rantz helped me out. He’s a bro too. And he’s a viking so he’d probably kill me if he didn’t like me.

Our last nominee is Wolf Kanno and I can’t think of the last time he made me a sandwich. Disappointing, I had such high hopes for him and everything. But he just can’t match my helpfulness.

Well I’d like to thank you all for this Ciddie and I accept it with as much grace as I can while still saying HA SUCK IT BITCHES.

[fire_of_avalon]

Yay Northern CREEPYASS God! xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yay Northern CREEPYASS God! xD

[Del Murder]

o_O gave me his couch to sleep on, paid for some taxi fares, bought me pizza, helped me utterly destroy some twelve year old girls in laser skirmish and was all around a bro.

I started getting scared as I was reading this sentence and I'm glad it ended in 'laser skirmish'.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

34. Most Helpful Member

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Marshall Banana........................1
Jiro...................................3
Loony BoB..............................5
Wolf Kanno.............................6

So that leaves o_O vs Rantz Rantz Revolution…

o_O...................................12
Rantz Rantz Revolution................17

And the winner is…

Rantz Rantz Revolution!
Rantzien once fixed my computer, Loony BoB's car, and ShlupQuack's marriage, all in the same day.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

31. Most Missed Member
Nomination leader(s): Demondude

The Nominees
Bunny
Demondude
eestlinc
RSL
Rye
scrumpleberry

[Raistlin]

Appropriately, the winner this time around of MLT get together are the ones actually most likely to get together. EoFF took a break from making fun of people with that award and instead decided to be accurate.

EDIT: Rantz was the obvious choice for Most Helpful (again). Now go Bunny!

[Pike]

Congrats Rantz

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The Most Missed Member Ciddie is one that never fails to bring the manliest of single tears to my eye. As I read over the nominees every six months, I see names both familiar and not. They share two defining characteristics though: they are beloved members of our community, and they have been absent for some time.

During this, the most delicious of Ciddies, we seem to have encountered a hitch. Two of our nominees have posted in recent days. I am, of course, speaking of one Miss Ryechuuu and one E Estlin C., more commonly known as eestlinc. Now I don’t know about you guys, but this immediately reminds me of teenage couples who begin to “miss” one another while they are still in the same room.

Unacceptable.

So with that in mind, I am using some sort of executive power to strike their names from contention. I can’t do that? Oh. Well, let’s just pretend we are. It’ll be easier that way. Trust me.

Who are our other nominees?

We have Bunny, who is not nearly as fluffy and cuddly as one would expect, but nevertheless was a valued member of our community.

We also have demondude, who is… well, he’s demondude. What else can be said about the young ragamuffin with a distaste for rules and a love of laughs?

RSL is a name that new members may not have heard of, but the man and his hat are legends at Eyes on Final Fantasy. Coincidentally, EoFF’s birthday is also named RSL Day. Fancy that.

And lastly is dear scrumpleberry. The last I saw of scrumples was back during the great EoFF Sims thing. You know the one. Good times.

Okay so Award Qu keeps kicking me in the shin because apparently I’ve done what I want but he has problem. FINE. I suppose Rye and eestlinc can be back in the running for real. Make sure you guys remember that. They’re both loved members who contributed a lot AND HAD BETTER CONTINUE CONTRIBUTING MORE WHILE THEY’RE HERE.

Toodle pip then, I’m off on a holiday so I can win this one next time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

31. Most Missed Member

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................5
scrumpleberry..........................6
eestlinc...............................6
Bunny..................................8

So that leaves Demondude vs Rye…

Demondude..............................9
Rye...................................11

And the winner is…

Rye!
It's a testament to how awesome Rye is that she wins this award despite still posting on occasion. She has been one of the pillars of EoFF and her absense is certainly felt.

[fire_of_avalon]

Now I am sad because I am thinking about people I don't talk to anymore.