Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
The last time I saw an "intimidating member" was when I was stood naked in front of the mirror this morning... but that would be a different award altogether.
We have all been there. We log on to our favourite forum and innocently start posting our favourite seafood recipes in the hope that other like-minded members will do the same. Suddenly, an unnecessarily angry member enters the fray with promises of revenge. Revenge against what, you might ask? It turns out this member was once touched inappropriately by an elderly, male sea bass... whilst a tray of monkfish watched on...
Your tried and trusted recipe of salmon, spinach and lemon risotto is ripped from your thoughts as you begin to wonder just what the hell is wrong with this person. You hastily delete the ingredients from the recipe you were about to post as it suddenly seems inappropriate. Maybe there was a salmon involved in the assault. Who knows? The best bet is to leave this thread and find one that is safer. You do not want to risk the fish-based wrath of such a troubled member...
You know who you are. The type of person who can take a thread on funny cat stories... and turn it into a page-long rant about how your father never supported your cello playing when you were growing up. The type of person who discusses their depraved sexual practices on the first page of a newbie's thread. The type of person who... you get the idea.
This is the award to the person who is most likely to make us soil our underwear at the mere mention of their name. In honour of their nominations, I have written limericks which I feel best represent them as people... (please note that I know very little about any of these people and I was merely attempting [occasionally successfully] to find words that rhyme with their EOFF name)
All hail! Fire of Avalon!
Whose marbles quite clearly have gone
From North Carolina
There is nowhere finer
To flame lots of threads just for fun
What can be said about Raistlin?
This guy is just perfect for dating!
He may well have rabies
And he likes kicking babies
So ladies... why are you waiting!
This brings us on nicely to Miriel
Who eats newbies with her cereal
She first eats the legs
The body and then head
Then freshens with a mint imperial
Ahh... the infamous Roogle
Which conveniently rhymes with Google
He's full of bravado
As he's from Colorado
But he once made love to a Moogle
Who can forget about ShlupQuack?
Who really dislikes being looked at
Just one funny look and
She'll chop you all up
And keep all the parts in her rucksack
Finally, we have Yeargdribble
Who you can ask to teach you the fiddle!
But like it or lump it
You're learning the trumpet
And the lessons are right down the middle
Best of luck, intimidators!
