Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I want more than anything to win this award because I think my sense of humor is really the only thing I have going for me. So I'm going to share some jokes from my setlist! Enjoy!

I just flew in from Del Murder and boy are my arms feathery!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to DK

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all G13 now.

I'm my own MILF

How do you get holy water?
Boil the Old Manus out of it.

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
Psychotic

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
sharkythesharkdogg

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"ShlupQuack".