And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

[TrollHunter]

Holy crap these are going fast

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Winning a Ciddie for the first time is a nice experience. Wining MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time is not. Especially if you don’t win anything else. It’s more like a kick in the balls than anything. At least you can’t win Most Underrated this time around.

Our nominees are all very deserving though. It makes me feel as though we should replace this award with one they would actually like to win. It’s kind of like that time I came third place at a chess tournament. Sure, it was nice a nice trophy, but I never put it out on display when I had girls around. It’s not very sexy to be reminded that a seven year old Asian kid was still better at chess than you. You’ll never find any of these Ciddies in display cabinets, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t celebrate the things people are good at.

So welcome to the Ciddie for MLT Be Kicked in the Balls by Winning The MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time. All of our nominees are very deserving

In alphabetical order, our nominees are:

• Bubbaforever who is exceptionally good at making bubble gum bubbles
• Pike who has a large collection of heads adorning sticks out the front of her castle
• Shaibana who we have never actually seen but believe looks something like a banana
• sharkythesharkdogg who is actually more frightening than the shark from Jaws
• shion whose name is such a mystery that I cannot think of anything to say
• TrollHunter who is currently looking for a sidekick as he is becoming a superhero who fights crime and trolls
• and Velozer0 who I believe is some kind of sentient futuristic motor bike.

[Psychotic]

I dunno Jiro, I never viewed this Ciddie as insulting. More, "Look at all these good people who have not won Ciddies. Let's give one to one of them!"

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

38. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Shaibana...............................2
TrollHunter............................3
Bubbaforever...........................4
Velozer0...............................5
shion..................................5

So that leaves Pike vs sharkythesharkdogg…

sharkythesharkdogg.....................8
Pike..................................16

And the winner is…

Pike!
Was hopin' for the underdog of Velozer0 since Pike will certainly get hers elsewhere, but this is well deserved nonetheless.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Even if I win it's still like I came in second. Yaaaaaaaay.

[Del Murder]

I dunno Jiro, I never viewed this Ciddie as insulting. More, "Look at all these good people who have not won Ciddies. Let's give one to one of them!"

Yes. I like this award because it guarantees someone will win a Ciddie for the first time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. MLT Get Drunk Tanked
Nomination leader(s): NorthernChaosGod & Peegee

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Justy
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Peegee
Raistlin

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Second place to second place!!!! What kinda crazy mathematics is this?!??!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

A member can be drunk tanked for a variety of reasons. The first and most obvious is that they are drunk. While being drunk is not a criminal offence at EoFF, posting stupid inane tit is. Which brings me to the second reason one can be drunk tanked: posting stupid inane tit. Doing this while sober is an impressive feat which requires the poster to have slightly or moderately or even significantly less brain cells than the average EoFFer which is already less than the average human being in general. Keep up the good work team.

The third reason a member can be drunk tanked is spam. Not in a tin. The kind of spam that is commonly found alongside stupid inane tit but is not limited to that as such. Posts like “posting to increase post count” or “” or maybe even “hello wuld u lyk 2 bai my rollex watches” may all see you drunk tanked, if not banned outright.

The fourth reason is because we don’t like you. Yeah. I drunk tank people because I think they’re idiots. Ask G13. I do it to him all the time. He does it to me. We drunk tank each other. It’s like a game. A weird, hyper masculine and alcohol fuelled game resulting in strange homoerotic situations. But that’s alright. (By the way, I don't think G13 is an idiot. But I do think you're an idiot. Yeah, that's right. You. You know who you are.)

There was a fifth reason but I forgot what it was. Just make sure you don’t do it, okay? By the way, our nominees all match at least one – if not all – of these conditions regularly, so I don’t know why they aren’t drunk tanked right now. Looks like I’ve got a job to do.

[Bubba]

Very surprised Sharky and Pike have never won a Ciddie. Well done Pike!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. MLT Get Drunk Tanked

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Old Manus..............................2
Raistlin...............................6
NorthernChaosGod.......................6
Justy..................................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................6

So that leaves Iceglow vs Peegee…

Iceglow................................8
Peegee.................................9

And the winner is…

Peegee!
No, I think that's just how he is... (Also: Iceglow, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36. MLT Become a Cid's Knight
Nomination leader(s): NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Pike
Vivi22

[drotato]

Iceglow, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Poor Steves. At least he gets to wear pretty dresses.

[Psychotic]

At this point I want to just give poor old Steve a hug. Except that I don't because he's creepy and smells faintly of cabbage.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

What makes a Cid's Knight?

I have no smurfing idea. I just go to the meetings and nod when the rest of them do. I play Angry Birds under the table when BoB's giving one of his presentations. If I had to take a stab at it, I'd say ¼ Best Member, ¼ Best Poster, and 2/4 Most Overrated. Speaking of overrated, I see NCG has made it through nominations.

I'm kidding of course, no one likes that guy. This must be a mistake. Award Qu, there will be an investigation later.

I'm pretty sure Hypoallergenic Cactuar is made of gold. Or mirrors. Or some other reflective surface. When I look at him I see many, many different members from EoFF past... The prolonged exposure to the archives has had some adverse effects.

Pike is a little ray of sunshine. You find me one person that doesn't like her and I'll punch you both in the nose for being filthy liars!

Old Manus is like a ghost. An annoying ghost who makes a joke at your expense, receives rep, and then makes his way to the next thread to do it all over again.

Vivi22 gets tit done. Like seriously, did you see the census?

And Laddy? Robert Plant, s'all I'm sayin'. Where the smurf was I going with all of this...?

Shoot for the stars, kids. One day you too might have a shiny blue title that instantly makes you better than everyone else.