Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
How I spent my Ciddies Vacation

by fire_of_avalon (age 26)

“It is My Density,” I said as I poked at the Christmas dinner leftovers on my plate. “I just don't think I can handle anymore!” My sister glowered at me over her coffee cup, “ Mmm child u dun did it” she replied. “You know how mad everyone is going to be that you didn't finish.” I didn't care, but I also didn't tell her I'd Pike'd the Punch she was drinking, right in the STAR WAR. It wasn't long before she was very tipsy and began screeching “Time for my panic dance!” As she transformed into a whirling dervish similar to that one chick in Ibsen's “The Doll House” (heh, I'm so Meta, Even This Acronym) I begged a passing police officer to help. “Enforcer?” he said. “I hardly know her!”

And then I died.