And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Whooey! Welcome to Laddy's Lustful Love Nest! The only place where you get to choose the sexiest, most charming ,most incredibly somkin' hot dude at EoFF! And lord knows we got some competition! Let's check out our knee-weakening, scream-inducing, tear-shedding heartbreakers of nominees!

Chimp-Oh my god that Chimp just makes me drenched with sweat! He's so dreamy and gorgeous you just don't know what you wanna do with him. (or where...) He single-handedly fell an entire room of girls* with one wink!

*And by girls, I mean me.

Del Murder-Awwww yeaaaaah, Del Murder enforces everyone around here and he is known for being pretty damn good at if you know what I mean. I must say, that Miriel is one lucky chick!

Jiro-Little known fact: Jiro and I have had a long past together. This kid is just sexy as they can be. Plus: he's Australian. We all know Australians are the most gorgeous things on the planet, am I right?

Levian-Levian. A mystery shrouded in mystique. Is he a man? a legend? Or should we ask? Levian is truly a divine gift from god. He's the Adam to our Eve. The Sampson to our Delilah. The key to our heart.

NorthernChaosGod-This pretty lil' thing never fails to please. NCG is truly a god in all things romance and he's got some things to bless. NCG, I understand you're busy, but please respond to my e-mails and letters.

Rant Rantz Revolution-He is a revolutionary (hence the name). I had a dream about him once. I won't go into detail, but it was a great dream and I am a better person for experiencing it.

sharkythesharkdogg-Sharky released a candy bar baring his namesake. I bought it at the store and ate it at the spot. I got in trouble for lewd acts in public. I gave it to the cop and they let me off the hook. Yes, this is a candy bar we're talking about. He's that sexy.

So who wins? The answer: we all do! I mean me, because I locked the door and there's no way out.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................1
Chimp..................................2
NorthernChaosGod.......................5
sharkythesharkdogg.....................6
Jiro...................................6

So that leaves Levian vs Rantz Rantz Revolution…

Rantz Rantz Revolution.................7
Levian................................14

And the winner is…

Levian!
I'd hit it.

[chionos]

RSL was robbed.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Before we get to the Top Ten Ciddies & Highwinds, let's present the final Cookie award! This award goes to the person who got the most rep points over the last six months. This is one measure of quality over quantity. Some people have said MILF gets a lot of repped posts. Well let's see if he got enough for this award.

And the Cookie goes to...

Pike!

1. Pike - 164 rep points
2. I'm my own MILF - 126 rep points
3. Jiro - 109 rep points

Congratulations on your achievement!

[fire_of_avalon]

Thank god I lost Sexiest Female. I would've destroyed you all.

[Madame Adequate]

Well butter my biscuit and call me a Confederate.

Who on earth gives rep to that horrid little Australian goblin?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Top Ten

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I guess a steady string of seconds and thirds is pretty good for my first time being nominated for things.

I can't believe I was nominated for that one, but thank you.

[Levian]

Thanks internet. Makes me feel better for lacking enough in personality and intelligence to win any other award!

[fire_of_avalon]

YEAH TOP TEN WOOO

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

10. Best Newbie
Nomination leader(s): Bubbaforever & shion

The Nominees
AngelWings8
Bubbaforever
Shaibana
shion
TrollHunter

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Go Shion!!

[chionos]

At least you won one Levian. I've been lurking for 12 years hoping for one, and I'll never be able to leave until I do, which means I'll never be able to leave.

Intelligence and personality = sexy

Which is why someone like NCG could never win

[TrollHunter]

I'm pretty sure you cn't go wrong with whoever wins. Rootin' for some bubba

[fire_of_avalon]

GO BUBBAFOREVER!


BUBBA FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR