When I look at the nominees for the Best Oldbie Ciddie, I can’t help but think… what the smurf were you people thinking? Do you even know what an “oldbie” is? It’s a member that’s actually OLD. It’s someone who remembers previous incarnates of EoFF, who understands the references in Sick Irony, who appreciates a good “PIPE!” joke, and who remembers a time when “Del” didn’t refer to some Murder wannabe. It’s someone who remembers a time when none of these whippersnappers were even registered (and boy, wasn’t that a nice time?).
But because some nerd in a Quina suit decided to make “oldbie” mean anyone who registered before 2006, you sheep have selected this bunch. Mirage and Rostum are at least semi-old, but that’s it.* Happy Noodle Boy even has “boy” in his name, people! I'm my own MILF is years away from being anyone else’s. Hell, Pike and sharky weren’t even active until like two days ago. And I think some of you may have misread this award, because “oldbie” does not
necessarily mean creepy old pedophile (
though it can), which is my only explanation for how NCG ended up here.
I’d continue ranting, but there are some damn kids playing on my lawn. Has anyone seen my shotgun?
*Technically, PG would qualify as an oldbie, but the rest of us oldbies try to block out our memory of his time here as much as possible. Plus, he's azn.
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Congrats all!
