If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, it’s, well, uhh, hmm. Let me get back to you about that. This is the speech for the Best Female Ciddie, and I would just like to start by saying it should probably be written by a woman so our nominees can’t bitch about it not being good enough.
I would like to say a lot of nice things about these ladies. And they would deserve it too. The problem is that I have an axe to grind with women. That almost sounds like a euphemism. Not nearly as good as fluffing one’s garfield though. But I digress. Women and I don’t get on for a number of reasons.
Nah I’m kidding. I love women. Too much some say. Some say I could give NCG a run for his money. But I just like to make you lovely ladies feel special. All of you.
Special.
In honour of women everywhere, I have prepared this little ditty. I hope you like it. But I especially hope our nominees like it, because I dedicate it to them and if they don’t like it then that’s rude and I wasted a good three hours of my life that I could have better spent eating. Gosh I’m hungry.
Ahem…
Originally Posted by Psychotic
To simplify the reason I voted for Megan, it's because she makes EoFF a better place. A better community. She's been leading by example over the past six months by etting involved, promoting discussion, being inclusive. Look at the participatory and fun threads she's made. Karaoke, Movie Club, a meet up, and now Christmas Cards, to name a few. She's made us all have a good time and want to join in, and in EoFF today that's more important than the increasingly sparse moderation work. This award is fully deserved.
