Christmas Thread - Things you've only said/done once.

[Tigmafuzz]

Since my gf is spending Christmas with her parentsI smurfing hate her parents so much and I have no life otherwise since I'm off work, Christmas is very disappointing, so far.
So here's a thread where we post things that we've only said/done once (or twice) in our life, that other people probably say/do on a daily basis.

Said: "I love you."
Done: watched porn.

[fire_of_avalon]

Taken an airplane trip. I mean I'm not counting the layovers and the round trip. I've only ever taken one airplane trip and I want to do it again..

[GrimmReaper]

Said: "I'm never going back to this hell hole again."
Done: Deployed to hell hole twice in a row.

[Tigmafuzz]

Taken an airplane trip. I mean I'm not counting the layovers and the round trip. I've only ever taken one airplane trip and I want to do it again..

So you actually went on the plane twice, but it was one round trip, right? I confused myself reading your post lol.

Said: "I'm never going back to this hell hole again."
Done: Deployed to hell hole twice in a row.

Aww. What kind of hell hole are we talking? Detroit?

[Shiny]

[Tigmafuzz]

...What!? You're joking.

[Jiro]

I have no idea what to say here.