IMPOSSIBRU!

[Hollycat]

I have a date.
/smug

With a cute girl named Lyric, tomorrow I am going to take her to a nice Italian Restaurant and to an opera house to see the nutcracker.
I have high hopes for this one, so keep your fingers crossed!

[Jiro]

Hypo is a goddamn gentleman.

[Tigmafuzz]

What? HC has a date? No smurfing way. This is a test, right?

[Pheesh]

Lyric is an awesome name. Don't choke.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Are her parents' names Chorus and Bridge?

[Pheesh]

Her sister Melody and brothers Rhythm and Stave are very protective.

[Tigmafuzz]

Her cousin Tempo is a jerk.

[Sylvie]

Her uncle, Odd Time Signature, is a pretentious cock.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You brilliant bastards.

[Pheesh]

Her uncle, Odd Time Signature, is a pretentious cock.

Every Christmas he gets drunk and rants in 13/8

[Sylvie]

And Tremolo is such a pain in the ass. Every year at Christmas he comes in corpse paint, shrieks about burning churches, and complains about sell-outs like some kind of horrible sycophant.

[G13]

Good luck on your date, HC.

[Bubba]

Hope it goes well for you, HC!

Thought I'd be one of the first to post a normal message... plus all the good musical related names had already gone.

[Jiro]

Way to be supportive you dicks

EDIT: obviously not aimed at the non dickish people who are being supportive. right yeah right

[Psychotic]

You're taking a girl on a first date to an Italian restaurant and a ballet? I'm not as much of an expert on women like popular forums members Iceglow and NorthernChaosGod who are undoubtedly masters of this art, but from what I do know, that is not a good move. You need to wait until you've been out with her a few times. Hell, maybe even in a relationship. You then use these two activities to earn blow job points.