Del Murder is a jerk

[Tigmafuzz]

This is, without qualification, the best thread ever to exist on this website.

Agreed. Holy cheesetits.
EDIT: Every time I re-read them, I'm almost brought to tears. Glorious xD

[Del Murder]

Back when Unne - was postin with Raistlin in his mom's basement
I was spammin' with a clan of misfit members
Swept the Ciddies in December, got made staff; but sometimes
the staff end of this tit can turn the posters against you
But you was a real joker, I could sense it in you
I still remember all of your parties I've lost elections to
That's smurfed up, but I'll never forget the tit we been through
And I'ma do whatever it takes to convince you
Cuz you my nigga Psy, and eesty I'm still wit you
Smurf the Ciddies, nigga you're funny, and that's straight from the mouth of T-Money
You see the prob is
Everybody wanna know how close me and BoB is
And how many awards I rigged
Then we got these smart-ass 'oldbies' who think they're all big
Claimin that they know everything about how the world is
Spit venom in debate threads, makin' stupid arguments
Get a job, then talk tit and we can do this
Until then - I ain't even readin' your posts
Unless it's to make fun of you with out of context quotes
It ain't that I'm too big to read E-O-E-O
It's just that I'm too damn big to post in that creep show
And that's the difference

[Parker]

This is the best thread. Someone do The Watcher next. Thanks.

[Dignified Pauper]

I dont know what happened here, but i like it.

[Old Manus]

TyphoonThaReapa would be turning in his grave.

[Rocket Edge]

I, for one, am wet as smurf. This has made my day!

[krissy]

respect