I need a footrub.

[Jiro]

I need some warm gloves.

You'll be pleased to know I got some. Dying from cold is unlikely now.

[Sylvie]

I have some velvety burgundy gloves from the dollar store. They work quite well.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I don't like feet so I'd have to pass on giving you a foot massage! As for what I need, a job would be a nice start

[rubah]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

[Tigmafuzz]

I don't like feet so I'd have to pass on giving you a foot massage! As for what I need, a job would be a nice start

I'll rub your feet so hard, you'll think I'm doing something completely different.

Shattered Dreamer, meet Mirage.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I don't like feet so I'd have to pass on giving you a foot massage! As for what I need, a job would be a nice start

I'll rub your feet so hard, you'll think I'm doing something completely different.

Shattered Dreamer, meet Mirage.

This can't end well for anyone involved

[Peegee]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

lulz was it that good? You weren't even on the bed. How about...in nov?

I could go for some ear grips. Snoooow

[Iceglow]

What I need right now? Around £5000 thanks!

What I want right now? For it to be July already!

I think that sums it up nicely!

[Sylvie]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

lulz was it that good? You weren't even on the bed. How about...in nov?

I could go for some ear grips. Snoooow

You should be good at massages, because you are asian, and therefore you are born with the knowledge of Reiki.

[Hollycat]

Sorry foa, I'm only known for back rubs and have never even attampted the action that is footrub.

[Peegee]

I could use a peegies shoulder rub

lulz was it that good? You weren't even on the bed. How about...in nov?

I could go for some ear grips. Snoooow

You should be good at massages, because you are asian, and therefore you are born with the knowledge of Reiki.

Reiki (霊気?, English pronunciation: /ˈreɪkiː/) is a spiritual practice[1] developed in 1922 by Japanese Buddhist Mikao Usui, which since has been adapted by various teachers of varying traditions. It uses a technique commonly called palm healing or hands on healing as a form of complementary therapy and is sometimes classified as oriental medicine by some professional medical bodies.[2]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP

霊spirit
気care

what the hell is this communist crap?!?!!!