I went to a Mad Men-themed party*, spent until dawn getting very drunk on wine, champagne and whiskey, smoked three big bowls in a backroom at the party and watched a video on how rocks perceive humankind, watched a turtle hunt a fish in a giant aquarium in a backroom, afterward managing to drink some more and then pass out in my dress and jewelry next to my man and his friend in their suits and ties on a wraparound couch that fit all of us.

Then we woke up and went to a fancy diner and had French toast.

It was awesome.

*As well as wearing 60s suits, ties and dresses, this apparently meant that the man had to be sexist and look at the female partyers as slutty secretaries?