Apocalypse Survival Party.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You only did so out of obligation.

Besides, you already picked me so that makes us a trio now.

[Peegee]

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[Hollycat]

I'd choose Pike, at least we'd have stuff to talk about. Bronies forever.

[Pike]

I'm glad I won't be entirely useless in the impending apocalypse

[Agent Proto]

I see that nobody wants to partner it up with me. That's okay, I'll just have to go with NeoCracker, we'll plan accordingly and execute our ultimate apocalypse plan when the timing is right.

[Sylvie]

You should just come with me and Julian and Dak

[Agent Proto]

Bah, it's cool.

[Sylvie]

We'll... take care of you...

[G13]

I'd only take three of you losers, and two of them have already been taken, so Bunny is chosen by default. Admittedly, he would have been my first choice anyways. The man is fierce.

[Jiro]

I see that nobody wants to partner it up with me. That's okay, I'll just have to go with NeoCracker, we'll plan accordingly and execute our ultimate apocalypse plan when the timing is right.

I can't help but see a very perverted cat girl infested world afterwards.

I... I like what I see.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd only take three of you losers, and two of them have already been taken, so Bunny is chosen by default. Admittedly, he would have been my first choice anyways. The man is fierce.

Bunny isn't even technically a member at this point. He's abandoned us.

[G13]

Well, if you want to get technical about it, he actually is still a member. Even while gone he's more interesting than half you lot.

[Slothy]

I'm glad I won't be entirely useless in the impending apocalypse

I would choose you as well Pike. And not just because you're a girl and we may have to repopulate someday.

I figure that if there's anyone with the knowledge and experience to rebuild civilization it'd be you. Just don't spend too many resources on developing culture and focus on building some pikemen or knights fast so we can defend our cities against possible zombie hordes.

And if the Earth is lost to us, who better to curb stomp mind worms on an alien world with?

The early days may be a bit tough, but I'm sure given my size and athleticism I could handle the killing that would need to be done (and the killing that's totally optional) while you plan and scheme about how to most effectively crush Isabella or Miriam, or spend a few turns building a planet buster before simply finishing the world off with continent destroying fury.

And, of course, if nothing else you'd be the perfect person to pass on a love of strategy games and an appreciation of SMAC to any future apocalypse babies, even if they'll never actually play them because it's the apocalypse and we're all smurfed.

[Old Manus]

Maybe it's the for real Apocalypse and the four horsemen are knocking at your door.

If in the real Apocalypse the four horsemen politely knock on my door before damning my soul to the abyss, I'm totally cool with it. Maybe they just won't bother knocking at all and leave a 'Sorry, you were out (Please collect your eternal torment from your nearest apocalypse depot)' note.

[Pike]

I'm glad I won't be entirely useless in the impending apocalypse

I would choose you as well Pike. And not just because you're a girl and we may have to repopulate someday.

I figure that if there's anyone with the knowledge and experience to rebuild civilization it'd be you. Just don't spend too many resources on developing culture and focus on building some pikemen or knights fast so we can defend our cities against possible zombie hordes.

And if the Earth is lost to us, who better to curb stomp mind worms on an alien world with?

The early days may be a bit tough, but I'm sure given my size and athleticism I could handle the killing that would need to be done (and the killing that's totally optional) while you plan and scheme about how to most effectively crush Isabella or Miriam, or spend a few turns building a planet buster before simply finishing the world off with continent destroying fury.

And, of course, if nothing else you'd be the perfect person to pass on a love of strategy games and an appreciation of SMAC to any future apocalypse babies, even if they'll never actually play them because it's the apocalypse and we're all smurfed.

This is why Vivi is my bro.