Apocalypse Survival Party.

[fire_of_avalon]

Maybe it's the zombie apocalypse. Maybe it's a care bear apocalypse. Maybe it's the for real Apocalypse and the four horsemen are knocking at your door. We have to have a plan.

You have to pick at least one EoFFer to be in your apocalypse survival party and you have to say why.

I would pick theundeadhero because 1) super nice guy 2) super soldier 3) motorcycle.

NO ONE ELSE CAN CALL TUH AHAHAHAHA.

[Jiro]

I would pick MILF because the guy is so genre savvy we'd have nothing to worry about. He'd also probably just sit them down and have a chat with and they'd understand his logic and bugger off.

[Raistlin]

foa.

Because she has tuh.

[Iceglow]

Psychotic because he can bring all the support I need.

[chionos]

Jiro, because a bouncing rainbow colored sheep would be a great distraction.

Del Murder, because Miriel would kill all kinds of smurfin weak ass zombies to get to him.

sharkythesharkdog, because dogs are good to have in end-of-the-world scenarios.

Levian, because even zombies are mesmerized by the beauty of Adonis.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar, cause, well, somebody's gotta die.

Shlupquack, because apparently she knows how to get to the moon, and I don't think there are zombies on the moon.

Raistlin, because it'd be nice to have someone to argue with. I like to argue.

Loony BoB, because if there happen to be any young girls left on the earth, BoB will find them. Young girls are good for when it comes time to repopulate.

[Freya]

You can't pick that many! Isn't sharky the car guy? I want him, he'll restart all the discarded cars so we can travel.

[Shlup]

I would pick Raistlin because I wouldn't feel bad about sacrificing him as I made my getaway.

[Rantz]

Cuchulainn. Come on guys.

[Psychotic]

loony bob penetrated me

[Del Murder]

I'd take The White Wizard of Fynn for healing purposes and also because his magic is strong against zombies.

[Raistlin]

I would pick Raistlin because I wouldn't feel bad about sacrificing him as I made my getaway.

I would feel guilty and I would miss him. THERE I SAID IT.

Maybe I need to add that back to my sig.

[Sylvie]

Nobody recognizes my potential in this situation yet? You're all going to get killed.

Ultimately, I choose NorthernChaosGod because we're obligated to be with one another.

However, the other candidates would be nik0tine (because I think we'd be able to get the job done with as little empathy as possible) and Psychotic, because the more times he bans me, the more times our souls collide and celebrate on the astral plane.

[Peegee]

I hate all of you and none of you are dependable people. Grow the hell up and maybe I might not just go visit Araciel bc he's at least old enough to be mature.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ultimately, I choose NorthernChaosGod because we're obligated to be with one another.

You're just saying that to not get in trouble.

I choose Dak. He's lived in Australia for so long and if that can't kill him, nothing can.

[Sylvie]

WHAT THE smurf You didn't choose me? We're a duo, man! WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH