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    I can never decide whether a runny nose or a stuffy nose is more annoying. Whenever I have one I wish I was afflicted with the other instead.

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    I have some pretty bad congestion in my throat and chest atm. It sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I can never decide whether a runny nose or a stuffy nose is more annoying. Whenever I have one I wish I was afflicted with the other instead.
    A stuffy nose sucks, but at least it doesn't require serious upkeep.

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    I'd rather have a runny nose then a blocked one, at least with a runny nose your able to breath through it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    I'd rather have a runny nose then a blocked one, at least with a runny nose your able to breath through it.
    This, definitely.

    I have an ear infection right now that I've had for a while. In the present, it seems like there couldn't ever be anything worse than what I'm going through right now. The worst pain is the pain I'm going through right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I can never decide whether a runny nose or a stuffy nose is more annoying. Whenever I have one I wish I was afflicted with the other instead.
    A stuffy nose sucks, but at least it doesn't require serious upkeep.
    Yeah but a runny nose doesn't make me want to jam spikes into my head to resolve the congestion.

    Or how about when ONE side I'd your nose I'd stuffy and the other is clear and you feel lopsided. Ugh.

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    I was talking to one of my friends about this the other day. Whenever I hurt myself like that (be it stubbing my toe, knee, etc. etc.) it only seems to affect me when it happens on the right side of my body... Not nearly as often to the left... What is that crap about?

    EDIT: Okay, 10 minutes ago I guess my body wanted me to post something that really hurts to this thread, so I just accidently cut my LEFT thumb open with a steak knife... oh my god...
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    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Oh, and after reading the title of this thread...

    "Literally" the worst thing ever: Misuse of the word 'literally'.
    No, it wasn't. This is worse than anything else in the history of the universe.

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    I've never contemplated impaling my skull to clear a stuffed nose. I have considered cutting off my nose when it's runny and flushing it out though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    I've never contemplated impaling my skull to clear a stuffed nose. I have considered cutting off my nose when it's runny and flushing it out though.
    Oh man if only you could do stuff like that and come out none the worse for wear. Whenever I'd have a sore throat I'd open it up, scrape all the goo off, and put ice cubes all over it.

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    Are you me? :O

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    Runny nose over stuffy for me. I actually have sleep apnea and use a machine to make sure I don't stop breathing in the middle of the night and wake up frequently (or, you know, die). The mask portion only covers my nose, and sleeping at all is miserable, even if I shoot so much decongestant up there it would clear rush hour traffic in LA. Worse still, it rarely lasts the whole night, leaving me to wake up and spray more up my nose so I can continue sleeping. smurf that noise.

    As far as the biting your cheek thing, I never really bite my tongue, and very rarely do I bite my cheek, but here's the thing: every time I bite my damn cheek it's always the right side and my top right canine always slices right through the damn flesh, embedding itself pretty deeply in my face. But the funny thing is, it never really hurts much or for very long, the bite is so clean it closes almost immediately, and it's fully healed in about 2 days.

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    Yeah, mouth injuries heal extremely quickly. I believe the body prioritizes it because it's important and it's also technically internal.

    Speaking of sleep apnea and waking up in the middle of the night, I woke up last night in a paranoid frenzy, I was swinging my head in each direction looking for something, and then I noticed my hand was numb because I'd been sleeping on it. It was weird.

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    Everytime I read this and someone mentions biting their cheeks, I start biting mine. I'm not sure why.

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    I start nibbling on my cheeks too. This whole forum is full of sick freaks.

    I hate runny noses. I'll take the congestion over the sore, raw, red nose and the constant dripping. I just sit there with nostril tampons made out of twisted up tissue paper shoved all the way to my sinuses and feel like a jackass. Plus a runny nose has drainage that usually leads to a sore throat and/or an upset stomach. smurf RUNNY NOSES!!!!

    Stuffy nose sucks, but not as much.

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