Literally the worst thing ever
Is when you bite your tongue or cheek. It enrages me beyond reason, I froth as wildly as Cloud No.9 denouncing capitalism. It takes the willpower of Doctor Doom to stop myself from simply destroying the world in sheer blind anger.
Discuss how our bodies obviously weren't intelligently designed because if they were, such abominations would not be possible.
Or things that make you exceptionally mad even though you know they really shouldn't.
I wouldn't really say it's a flaw in the human design that things like this happen. Usually, when you're eating, you're worry-free, content, possibly happy-- you're vulnerable. Through the carelessness of bliss, we'll let our muscles have too much free range, and that's when we misguide our teeth down on our inner-cheek or tongue. The reason it induces abnormally livid rage fits is, quite simply, cold water being doused upon a steaming-hot pan. Ssssss...
Banging your shin. The body is clearly unable to cope with such an unnecessary level of pain. I managed to do it the other day whilst performing a pointlessly-complex move during a play on Skyward Sword. I'm glad I threw the remote at the sofa as opposed to my HDTV.
Also, women who feel it is necessary to use their teeth when performing a popular oral sex act. Obviously, a high level of self-control is needed in this situation. Any violent reaction will definitely spoil the mood and could also lead to a serious hinderance in your future sexual activities...
You know when you're eating a pointy chip like a Dorito or something and it pokes the roof of your mouth?
Yeah.
That.
ARGH yes the pointy food thing I hate hate hate that. Also, biting your cheek is soooo much worse than biting your tongue because then canker sore
I laughed so hard it made me fart a little.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
sometimes during the day my body gives up and I can't touch type above 40% accuracy and then I spaz out and start smashing my hand on the table.
btw the above sentence was typed with two backspaces. this one and the other were typed flawlessly.
You didn't use a capital letter to start your last sentence...
I hate when I don't stoop low enough, and crack my head on something.
I HATE hitting my head on things. Maybe if it weren't so big I could dodge.
I started biting my cheeks on purpose while reading this thread, but in a delicate, sexy way
I'm reading a book that is talking about astronauts and (among other things) motion/space sickness. Apparently the leading conjecture is that because the part of the brain that handles removing poisons from our stomachs (i.e. the "emetic brain") is close to the part of the brain that handles balance and orientation, they evolved some crosstalk so that inbalance gets registered as a poison that needs to be removed. For no other reason at all.
An Intelligent designer would not have made such a pithy mistake!
Just thinking about biting the insides of my cheeks makes my face sorta contort and gives me the heebie jeebies
It pisses me off when I do it real hard on accident while eating, but I have a bit of a problem with taking chunks out of my own inner-cheek for pleasure.
UNISON
there was a picture here
The only one that comes to mind is farting.
...but I guess the alternatives (burping out fart odours, fart breath, exploding poo from supersaturation of odours) are infinitely worse.
streme Wheelie
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Guys. GUYS.
Funny bone. I mean, smurfing what. Not only is it a bitch itself, but what dickweed named it the funny bone?
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