"I-I won? I'm the champ? Hell yeah!
Did you hear that, girls? Guess who's
the number one sexy champ now?"
"...yeah. That's... great.
I'm sooo happy for you."
"It's been a hard competition, so I'm
going to go have a hot shower now."
"...in other words; a normal
shower, only with me in it."
"...this is going to be a looong day."