Man, you guys all live in a big city or somewhere beautiful.

I live in Haslet Texas. we are about 20 miles from fort worth, ten from the nearest shopping center with more than two stores
(dollar general and subway)
The town is dry, small, uneventful, with a sec veiw of some barren land and the speedway. (ten miles away)
Upsides to living haslet:
within driving distance to the 7th best place to live in America (keller tx)
One guy has a lama.
One guy used to have a zebra.
I live here
30 miles from UNT
wild rabbits
old guy across the street bult a nuclear bomb shelter in his backyard and because I mowed his lawn once for free he gave me a key card to get in, and I am allowed to bring one guest, as long as they eat less than 3 ounces a day.

cons:
you have to have a full tank of gas if you want to go shopping.
dry, hot, dusty, and coyotes keep stealing peoples cats
heavy drug traffiking and lots of drunks
this one guy shoots bb's at my Jag everytime I drive by.
town library has 500 books, most of which are romance novels.
People keep letting there dogs into our yard, and one time a dog attacked cupid and tore off part of him, this same dog now lives next door and spends the time from around eleven pm to 3 in the morning barking.

neutral:
big backyards
one lady has ducks


big negative:
yesterday I woke up and someone had covered my car in samwich meat.
My car now smells like ham.