
Originally Posted by
NorthernChaosGod
Lol, birth control glasses. Do you still have yours?

I might. I haven't seen them in years. I used to comb my very short hair over and wear them to work whenever we had to wear our dress blues for uniform inspection. It was very "Revenge of the Nerds" and there was nothing they could do about it.
I even did it when random generals would come by to act all BAMF and make a big splash.