The Game's difficulty is a joke

[Bubba]

chuck norris: Play and beat the game without using any items, materia, limits, or the attack command, and every time you get hit you have to start the game over

... also, you can only touch the joypad with your nose, tongue, penis or nipple.

wrong, you can only use your beard fist.

That surely puts all children under 15 (and most women) at an immediate disadvantage. Can a false beard be used in this circumstance?

EDIT: I just noticed you actually put "Beard Fist" which sounds quite scary and would probably alienate the majority of the human race...