I don't get everyones fear of zombies, they're not even real.
I'm afraid of being afraid, so I'm constantly afraid!
So you fear dementors?
Come meet me in my office after class, we shall teach you the patronus charm
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Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a CAKE
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I've been to Merseyside, so I know what a zombie apocalypse would be like. It's not too bad. Decent fish and chips.
Let's do it. Where's the nearest place that isn't wank?
Oh, one that isn't wank? I was hoping that we could masturbate with one another.
I was going to use the fish, but you've ruined the surprise now. It's off.![]()
I'll find you and relieve your tension whether you consent to it or not. I watched "Kids" last night and I learned various things about getting my way. Those teenagers knew the definition of efficiency.
Click here to find out more."Kids" was the worst smurfing piece of trout film I've endured since "Gummo". Steer clear.
Puppets
Throat lips
Buttons on eyes
Tom Cruise
Any other scientologists