pedofiles
clowns
obesity
homeless people with stool on their legs
brussels sprouts
camel spiders
having to eat a camel spider
being stuck in a room with Andy Dick, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Peewee Herman for a week
the idea of sarah palin becoming president
flying clowns
a tank full of cyanide
a pool filled with fire ants
the sarlac pit
growing old
radioactive clowns
a stadium of Mets fans
The entire state of New Jersey
ninja clowns
fire breathing ponies with a taste for human flesh
"Friday"
A twilight marathon
being immortal and being thrown into an active volcano
Dutch accents
mexican clowns who want to sell me things I'm pretty sure they got out of the dumpster they are standing in front of (he might of been puerto rican)
the american government
hitlers ghost possessing the body of the hulk
the frozen head of walt disney attatched to a kill bot
ebola
the rate at which middle school kids use the f word
firestorms
fat chicks (no fat chicks)
a meeting between kotora, chionos, sylvie, cloud 777, and pupu
female clowns
growing old

I can go on if you want