What's scarier than zombies?

[Freya]

Seriously I've been asking everyone this question and no one is giving me very good answers. You can't say a flying zombie, or a zombie with lasers cause that's still a zombie. Not zombie + something. It has to be something other than zombies.

GO.

[Chris]

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Real life.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The possibility of being 65-70, and not being able to retire.


Fictitiously, the face hugger/chest buster combo from Aliens always looked really troutty.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Clowns but they're not so much scary as I just totally distrust them! Being/allowing myself to become clinically obese is also worse than zombies

[Zeldy]

I'm terrified of zombies, like it's some kind of fear; absolutely mortified by them

[Hollycat]

pedofiles
clowns
obesity
homeless people with stool on their legs
brussels sprouts
camel spiders
having to eat a camel spider
being stuck in a room with Andy Dick, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Peewee Herman for a week
the idea of sarah palin becoming president
flying clowns
a tank full of cyanide
a pool filled with fire ants
the sarlac pit
growing old
radioactive clowns
a stadium of Mets fans
The entire state of New Jersey
ninja clowns
fire breathing ponies with a taste for human flesh
"Friday"
A twilight marathon
being immortal and being thrown into an active volcano
Dutch accents
mexican clowns who want to sell me things I'm pretty sure they got out of the dumpster they are standing in front of (he might of been puerto rican)
the american government
hitlers ghost possessing the body of the hulk
the frozen head of walt disney attatched to a kill bot
ebola
the rate at which middle school kids use the f word
firestorms
fat chicks (no fat chicks)
a meeting between kotora, chionos, sylvie, cloud 777, and pupu
female clowns
growing old

I can go on if you want

[Freya]

A lot of those aren't scary, just irritating.

[Hollycat]

I don't find zombies scary.
If you disconnect the head from the body it becomes useless and is no longer dangerous. I have a large collection of katanas, machetes, and long knives (some of which are more like short swords, but whatever)

Bring it on zombies.

[Freya]

You'd die in a zombie apocalypse. Everything you listed is messy, and you just infected yourself cause you wanted to use a messy weapon.

I find zombies one of the most terrifying thing. They are weak yes, but in a massive group you're screwed. It's an unrelenting creature that will not care if it breaks bones to get to you. And it can be your loved ones. Your loved one is contorting in ways you never thought possible to try to consume your very being. That's scary.

I can't figure out what's scarier than that that you'd want to turn around and go back towards the zombies.

[Hollycat]

I've always wondered, why would a zombie die when its head is cut off, the brain is already dead long before that, and quite possibly rotting, leaving only a bacterium or virus left to keep the corpse moving, so shouldnt the zombie keep on going until it runs out of fuel and simply falls over?

[Freya]

Goodness boy! Learn your zombie lore x.x Most zombies are just the reanimated dead, not possessions. Possessions are a different thing all together. Even when dead, the brain still is the area firing the impulses through your body to move. Zombies are more often then not just creatures with the basic human functions, consume something for fuel to live. You destroy the one area that's sending the signals to move, to eat, to run, and it's dead. Even if a bacterium was the reason, it still needs the brain to send those impulses.

You're soooo gonna die in the zombocalypse, Hypo. NOW ENOUGH ABOUT ZOMBIES. This is what's scarier than them thread x.x

[fire_of_avalon]

[Freya]

Foa wins.

[Parker]

people from the internet that u dont kno irl!


i met one once!! he was scaree D: