What's scarier than zombies?

[Tigmafuzz]

Zombies aren't scary, shut up.

The ocean is scary, a crushing, black abyss where man was not meant to travel. Also, sharks.

I'm not that scared of the ocean. Maybe the deepest darkest parts, but I'm not ever planning on going there, so I'm not worried about it. Also,

Sharks aren't all that bad.

Pfft. Knife --> neck. No more problem.
There isn't a lot that scares me. I try to be prepared for nearly every situation. Impromptu traveling, car crashes, being mugged/robbed/burglarized, zombies, aliens, being stranded at sea, the flu, et cetera. I have a list of things somewhere that I try to be prepared for, with a myriad of likely (and unlikely) situations, which I cross off as soon as I find a way to overcome each situation. I only have two situations I have yet to cross off. Example: I have three of those tools that you place against your car window to break it in case of being driven into a body of water. One in the glove compartment, one in the little hatch in between the two front seats, and one that I keep in my rucksack.
Not that I would be able to fight off aliens, of course. If they arrive hostile, I usually have a suicide pill with me; I wouldn't want to put up with trying to fight off a civilization of intelligent beings more advanced than we are. If they can travel vast distances across space, I doubt we'd be able to do anything to stop them. But I'm not afraid of them, regardless. I'm pretty jaded.